Quotes and One Liners
humorous one-liners, quotations, jokes, Murphy's Laws & more
Home
About
Saturday, May 10, 2025
Categories
Activities
Age
Animals
Appearance
Beliefs
Characteristics
Communication
Conflict
Death
Education
Emotions
Entertainment
Family
Food/Drink
Government
Health
Intelligence
Life
Marriage
Miscellaneous
Money
People
Places
Problems
Relationships
Science/Weather
Sex
Situations
Sports
Success
Things
Time
Work
Additional Categories
Book Titles
Confucius say
Definitions
Epitaphs
Exaggerations
Expressions
Hollywood Squares
Insults
Last Words
Murphy's Laws
Place Names
Proverbs
Reviews/Criticism
Song Titles
Tom Swifties
TV/Movie Quotes
Oops...
Bushisms
Church Bulletins
Classified Ads
Colemanballs
Headlines
Malaprops
Misspokements
Signs
Translations
Yogi-isms
Some Popular Authors
Abraham Lincoln
Alfred E. Neuman
Ambrose Bierce
Benjamin Franklin
Dave Barry
Demetri Martin
Dorothy Parker
Emo Phillips
George Carlin
Groucho Marx
H.L. Mencken
Homer Simpson
Jeff Foxworthy
Jimmy Carr
Joan Rivers
Mae West
Mark Twain
Mitch Hedberg
Oscar Wilde
Phyllis Diller
Richard Lewis
Rita Rudner
Rodney Dangerfield
Steven Wright
Stewart Francis
W.C. Fields
Will Rogers
Woody Allen
View All Authors
Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 15)
You never believe nuttin’, Edith. You’re of them
septics.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Sceptics
All your friends are gonna be green with
envious.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Envy
Why don’t you take a high dive into the clam
drip?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Dip
It's a
mute
point.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Moot
[telling the story of Samson] He took a jawbone from
the grass
and slew the Palistine army.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Jawbone of an ass
A rolling stone gathers no
moths.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Moss
That's a
hog
of a different color.
Malaprop
Malaprops
Horse
Funerereal
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Funerals
Did you watch the space
shovel
take off?
Anonymous
Malaprops
Shuttle
a
menstrual
show
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Minstrel
I'm not a pessimist, I'm an
optometrist.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Optimist
It’s too caustic, said a director, when asked his opinion of a script.
Goldwyn: To hell with the cost, if it’s a good picture, we’ll make it.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops
Misspokements
He’s a wolf in
cheap
clothing.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Sheep’s
When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the
digitalis
skills.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Digital
We were young: college students, we were full of vim and
vinegar.
Malaprop
Malaprops
Vigor
You’re a
chimp
off the old block.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Family
Malaprops
Chip
Our ship was caught in a
typhoid.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Typhoon
OK, if you can get an
indepartial
judge.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Impartial
I wanna read ya something right out of the
allamac.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Almanac
It's got lots of installation.
Anonymous
Appearance
Clothing
Malaprops
Describing a new coat
Insulation
Left hand, right hand, it doesn’t matter, I’m
amphibious.
Charles Shackleford
professional basketball player
Malaprops
Sports
Ambidextrous
Page 15 of 35
« First
« Previous
13
14
15
16
17
Next »
Last »