Subject: Malaprops (Page 16)

Why y’all duded up lookin’ like Errol Slim?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The walls of medieval cathedrals were supported by flying buttocks.

Dunn & Broad Streets

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The two of you was intricate together.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Dreams do come through.

You’re the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Something’s rotten in the state of Denver.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Please don’t draw me no diaphrams.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You want people to think you live in a pig’s eye?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

My doctor stays true to his Apothecary Oath.

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He's a wolf in cheap clothing.

Like ships that clash in the night.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You think I just drove in from Long Island on a load of turnips?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Most of ’em have more hismones than hermones.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You’re so nayve!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Fillit mig-non

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Be coming back and bacry like a woman’s corns.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Have no delusions about the past.

I got a run in my neon stockings.