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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 16)
Why y’all duded up lookin’ like Errol
Slim?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Errol Flynn
The walls of medieval cathedrals were supported by flying
buttocks.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Architecture
Buttresses
Dunn &
Broad Streets
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Dunn & Bradstreet
The two of you was
intricate
together.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Intimate
Dreams do come
through.
Anonymous
Malaprops
True
You’re the lowly
pheasant
with the job of keeping her here.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Peasant
Something’s rotten in the state of
Denver.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Denmark
Shakespeare
God Bless America, written by
Milton
Berlin.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Irving Berlin
Please don’t draw me no
diaphrams.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Diagrams
You want people to think you live in a
pig’s eye?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Pig sty
My doctor stays true to his
Apothecary Oath.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Hippocratic Oath
Hell hath no fury like a woman's
corns.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Like a woman scorned
He's a wolf in
cheap
clothing.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Sheep’s
Like ships that
clash
in the night.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Pass in the night
You think
I just drove in from Long Island on a load of turnips?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
I’m not a fool
You think I just fell off a turnip truck?
Most of ’em have more
hismones
than
hermones.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Hormones
You’re so
nayve!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Naive
Fillit mig-non
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Eating
Food/Drink
Malaprops
Filet mignon
Be coming back and bacry like
a woman’s corns.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
A woman scorned
Have no
delusions
about the past.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Allusions
I got a run in my
neon
stockings.
Anonymous
Clothing
Malaprops
Nylon
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