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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 18)
Quit your
procrasterbating
and go talk to him.
Anonymous
Malaprops
From “Raising Hope”
Procrastinating
When a boy’s coming into
poobertyhood.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Manhood
Puberty
Taking over the
reigns
of leadership.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Reins
He received a
decease
and desist order.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Cease and desist
Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to
exercise
with her.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Exorcise
Oh say can you see, by the dawn’s early light. What so proudly we hailed.
Of thee I sing.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Music
From “America”
The defense
breasts.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Rests
Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Mixed metaphors
Please don’t draw me no
diaphrams.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Diagrams
We’re not attempting to
circumcise
the rules.
Bill Cowher
football coach
Football
Malaprops
Sports
Circumvent
The walls of medieval cathedrals were supported by flying
buttocks.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Architecture
Buttresses
What a messy house. How can they live in such
squander.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Filth
Squalor
It’s too caustic, said a director, when asked his opinion of a script. Goldwyn: To hell with the cost, if it’s a good picture, we’ll make it.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops
Misspokements
… to love and to cherish, till
death do us apart.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Part
You made a certain
referential
remark there.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Deferential
From that book suppository building…
Anonymous
Malaprops
Book depository
From “Full Metal Jacket”
We were like two ships
sinking
in the night.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Passing
Ken already has a good
repertoire
with the waitress.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Rapport
And that's the
crutch
of the situation.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Crux
We seem to have
unleased
a hornet's nest.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Situations
Trouble
… hangin' around her neck like an
albacore.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Albatross
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