Subject: Malaprops (Page 18)

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Yankin’ out the tonsils and the adenoods.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The whole ball of worms

When you’re workin’ with invalids there, especially a lotta kinda decrapid old people.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I won’t miss it one aorta!

He's the pineapple of politeness.

I will perish this trophy forever.

professional baseball player

Oh, for I minute there, I thought I was illuminating.

Tell her I ain’t crawlin’ home to her with my tail between her legs.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You’re everywhere. You’re omnivorous.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

Put the trash in the Hipsy-Hampster.

I'm traveling incoherent.

He’s suffering from a lack of self of steam.

All your friends are gonna be green with envious.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Who do you think I bunk into?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The Meathead swooped down on the table like a plague of crocuses.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He's going up and down like a metronome.

She’s suffering from a detached rectum.

Our ship was caught in a typhoid.

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

A veritable land mine of valuable information.