Subject: Malaprops (Page 18)

Quit your procrasterbating and go talk to him.

When a boy’s coming into poobertyhood.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Taking over the reigns of leadership.

He received a decease and desist order.

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Oh say can you see, by the dawn’s early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The defense breasts.

(1971 – ) American actress

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Please don’t draw me no diaphrams.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

We’re not attempting to circumcise the rules.

football coach

The walls of medieval cathedrals were supported by flying buttocks.

What a messy house. How can they live in such squander.

It’s too caustic, said a director, when asked his opinion of a script.

Goldwyn: To hell with the cost, if it’s a good picture, we’ll make it.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

… to love and to cherish, till death do us apart.

You made a certain referential remark there.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

From that book suppository building…

We were like two ships sinking in the night.

Ken already has a good repertoire with the waitress.

And that's the crutch of the situation.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

We seem to have unleased a hornet's nest.

… hangin' around her neck like an albacore.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)