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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 19)
In bed, I’m totally
impudent
… [later] I got the feeling my prudence is coming back.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Impotent
Potentcy
I do
emphasize
greatly with him.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Empathize
Umbiblical
cord
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Umbilical
He was a man of great
statue.
Thomas Menino
Boston mayor
Malaprops
Stature
Fires and
grimstones
of hell.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Brimstone
This makes me so sore it gets my
dandruff
up.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Anger
Malaprops
Dander
Mr. and Mrs. John Smith request your
presents
at the marriage of their daughter…
Anonymous
Malaprops
Invitations
Presence
California’s
Silicone
Valley
Malaprop
Malaprops
Places
Silicon Valley
Worst case
Ontario.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Scenario
Rules and regulations and
priororities.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Priorities
Brudder, you got a
preposition
and
that
thing will give you a
conclusion
of the brain.
Bugs Bunny
cartoon character (Mel Blanc)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Contusion
Proposition
Around here, it's always feast or
phantom.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Famine
Tonight, we're honoring one of the all-time greats in baseball, Stan Musial; he's
immoral.
Johnny Logan
professional baseball player
Malaprops
Sports
Immortal
Introducing Musial at a banquet
You’re a bartender, y’aint a
mortrician.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Mortician
You want people to think you live in a
pig’s eye?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Pig sty
The Bunkers is going down to Florida as
pre-deranged.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Prearranged
Present company
suspected
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Excepted
See if he passed the
literaracy
test.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Literacy
She takes everything I say out of
contest.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Communication
Malaprops
Context
And then he [Mike Tyson] will have only
channel
vision.
Frank Bruno
English boxer
Malaprops
Tunnel vision
I'm going to the store to buy a soup
latrine.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Taurine
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