Subject: Malaprops (Page 19)

In bed, I’m totally impudent… [later] I got the feeling my prudence is coming back.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I do emphasize greatly with him.

Umbiblical cord

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He was a man of great statue.

Boston mayor

Fires and grimstones of hell.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

This makes me so sore it gets my dandruff up.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Mr. and Mrs. John Smith request your presents at the marriage of their daughter…

California’s Silicone Valley

Worst case Ontario.

Rules and regulations and priororities.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Brudder, you got a preposition and that thing will give you a conclusion of the brain.

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)

Around here, it's always feast or phantom.

Tonight, we're honoring one of the all-time greats in baseball, Stan Musial; he's immoral.

professional baseball player

You’re a bartender, y’aint a mortrician.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You want people to think you live in a pig’s eye?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The Bunkers is going down to Florida as pre-deranged.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Present company suspected

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

See if he passed the literaracy test.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

She takes everything I say out of contest.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

And then he [Mike Tyson] will have only channel vision.

English boxer

I'm going to the store to buy a soup latrine.