Subject: Malaprops (Page 20)

So I started giving her mouth to mouth restitution, there.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

You don’t hear me gettin’ historical.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

He had to use a fire distinguisher.

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Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You’re the one who got me into this whole expensive party here.

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Malaprops

Off-the-docks Jews.

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Malaprops People

Fires and grimstones of hell.

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Malaprops

Oh graytin potatoes

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Food/Drink Malaprops

The upper part, waddya call, the mezzarine.

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I hate to leave in the middle of all this hillerarity.

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Malaprops

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes.

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Malaprops

I'll bet she has her clothes made by Orville, the tent maker.

Malaprops

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice.

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Malaprops

I thought she had persisted from corresponding with him.

Malaprops

I haven’t seen him for donkey’s ears!

Malaprops

Nice quiet, waddya call, stablishment.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Use a little of your horse's sense.

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Me and your mother ain’t no Duke or Duke-ess.

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She's as headstrong as an allegory on the banks of Nile.

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I suffer from a deviant septum.

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I don’t go around signin’ no political documentaries.

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