Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 11)

Give down the country.

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To me, clowns aren’t funny, they’re kind of scary; I’ve wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.

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I don’t know that there are real ghosts and goblins, but there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.

American writer
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To have treed the coon

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Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands… all the rest of you… if you’ll just rattle your jewelry.

(1940 – 1980) English rock musician, singer & songwriter
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I’ll show you where the bear sat in the buckwheat.

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He’s like a bad penny.

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Energizer Bunny arrested… charged with battery.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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Took the preachers seat

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The worst misfortune that can happen to an ordinary man is to have an extraordinary father.

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Castration – The Advantages and the Disadvantages

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It’s too bad that whole families have to be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.

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Church was a reminder there was something worse than school.

(1946 – ) American comedian
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If that ain't right then grits ain't groceries.

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If you’re ever shipwrecked on a tropical island and you don’t know how to speak the natives’ language, just say “Poppy-oomy.” I bet it means something.

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The ox is in the ditch.

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Thank God it wasn’t his prostate.

(1884 – 1980) author & wit
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Lower than the belly of a snake in a wagon track

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One-third sap and two-thirds Eleanor.

(1884 – 1980) author & wit
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If you're in a boxing match, try not to let the other guy's glove touch your lips, because you don't know where that glove has been.

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The bathtub was invented in 1850 and the telephone in 1875 … In other words, if you had been living in 1850, you could have sat in the bathtub for 25 years without having to answer the phone.

(1902 – 1982) American professional baseball executive & club owner
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