Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 11)

I think it should be a law that if you ever get sucked up into a tornado, whatever you can grab with your hands while you’re swirling around up there, you get to keep.

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Watermelon talk

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Going to hell in a handbasket

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You’ve got the saw by the wrong tree.

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Too Fat Polka

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It was so good it would have brought tears to a glass eye.

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He ain't got no home trainin.

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Didn’t lick it off a stone

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The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's brother.

(1899 – 1995) humorist
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Leader Of The Laundromat

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No News, Or What Killed The Dog

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He won’t hit a lick at a snake.

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Pore mouthin’

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Road Humps

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My poor fellow, why not carry a watch.

(1852 – 1917) English actor & theater manager
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To put the spit on the apple.

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Why are they called apartments when they’re all stuck together?

(1946 – ) American comedian
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Like Claude Harris’ mule

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I’m so poor that if it cost a nickle to go around the world, I couldn’t get out of sight.

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I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while you’re in midair, you still hit those brakes.

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I bet it’s hard to break farmers of the old superstitions like “Tornado got Old Yeller, stay in the cellar.”

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