Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 18)

It come up a bad cloud.

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Her tongue was tied in the middle and loose at both ends.

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Instead of having “answers” on a math test, they should just call them “impressions,” and if you got a different “impression,” so what, can’t we all be brothers?

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You’re as gay as a clutch purse on Tony night.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
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When people say, ‘You’re breaking my heart,’ they do in fact usually men that you’re breaking their genitals.

(1932 – 1997) British journalist
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Not blessed with beauty…

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Like a buzzard roosted in it

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She could make a preacher cuss!

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Killer Pancake

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“The prisoner escaped down a rope,” said Tom condescendingly.

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He’s so ugly, he’d stop an eight-day clock.

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I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed psychiatrist is our ‘friend.’

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If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing I’d glance over the treaty and then suddenly act surprised… “Wait a minute! I thought WE won!”

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Unfortunately, all Coach Carter taught me was that I can actually scratch the first four verses of Revelations into the back of a theater chair with my fingernail in a little under two hours.

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Miscellaneous Reviews/Criticism

He's busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kickin' contest.

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Out of soap

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Her butt is as wide as a corn picker.

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The other day I got out my can-opener and was opening a can of worms when I thought, what am I doing?!

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Another horse been in his barn

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He has more information than a Sears Roebuck catalog.

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I feel like a lost ball in a high weed.

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