Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 18)

Built like a brick shithouse

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I hope that when I die, people say about me, ‘Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.’

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I never made a mistake in my life… I thought I did once, but I was wrong.

cartoon character in, Peanuts, by Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000)
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What a bunch of potlickers

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A lot of times when you first start out on a project you think: this is never going to be finished, but then it is, and you think: Wow, it wasn’t even worth it.

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So ugly he could snag lightning

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I’m so confused I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.

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To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I’m turning my house into an Italian restaurant.

American comedian & writer
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A living testament to how low a studio will stoop to generate a few bucks.

writer, editor & film reviewer
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With every new sunrise, there is a new chance. But with every sunset, you blew it.

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He couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket.

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I’m touching cotton.

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Dumber than a barrel of hair

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Don’t jus’ stand there with yer fanger in yer mouth!

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You are about as grateful as a toothache.

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Ain't I God's own fool?

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Chew the bark off

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Well, if that don’t put pepper in the gumbo!

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Dumber than a road lizard

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I had a survey done on my house; eight out of 10 people said they really rather liked it.

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
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What if nothing exists and we’re all in somebody’s dream? .. or what'’s worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
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