Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 18)

It's 100% easier not to do things than to do them.

(1982 – ) American comedian, actor, writer & producer
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Instead of a bicycle built for two, what about no kinds of bicycles at all for anybody, anymore?… there, are you happy now?

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A daily festival of human suffering.

American professional road racing cyclist
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He’s dumb as a sack full of hammers.

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It's hotter than a pair of jumper cables at at redneck picnic.

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That size don't get no bigger.

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Fix your plate.

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Boy howdy!

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He's three days older than Moses.

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She can’t help that she’s ugly, but she could’ve stayed home!

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Our humility is what makes us great.

(1937 – 2014) American co-host of radio show “Car Talk”
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So good it’ll make you smack yo mama.

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Was the Buddha married? His wife would say, “Are you just going to sit around like that all day?”

(1949 – 2016) American comedian & television actor
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You can’t measure a snake till ti’t stretched out dead.

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Not blessed with beauty…

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If you’re an ant, and you’re walking along across the top of a cup of pudding, you probably have no idea that the only thing between you and disaster is the strength of that pudding skin.

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It's your little red wagon, you can push it or pull it.

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Good Lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise

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As tall as a Georgia pine

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He traveled a minute in thirty seconds.

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He acts like he’s ten feet tall and bullet-proof.

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