Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 20)

Mean enough to charge hell with a quart of ice water.

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Well tie me to a pig and role me in the mud!

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Air up your car

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He’s gone to hell in a hand basket.

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Dumber than a road lizard

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I'll walk to town on that lip!

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Drier than lizard spit on a hot rock

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He is purse proud.

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He’s so chincy, he can call his every dollar by its first name.

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All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed.

English football player
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I wish to my never.

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Girl, you look so good I could take you home and sop you up with a biscuit.

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Busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

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Slower than molasses in January

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I’ll show you where the bear sat in the buckwheat.

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I’m so confused I don’t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.

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I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out.

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In my next life, I hope I come back as a parrot, because I already know quite a few words.

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He's gotta whole head full of simple.

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It don’t take long to examine a hot horseshoe.

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She's got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.

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