Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 25)

My poor fellow, why not carry a watch.

(1852 – 1917) English actor & theater manager
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If you can't hang with the big dawgs, get off the porch!

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Busier than a one-legged man in a butt kickin' contest.

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Watch him; he'll slip a baby copperhead in your pocket, then ask you for a light.

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Stiff in the heels

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A rooster one day, a feather duster the next.

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I'll knock you into the middle of next week lookin' both ways for Sunday.

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The hair is in the butter.

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Well, knock me down and call me 'Shorty'!

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They say the mountain holds many secrets, but the biggest is this: “I am a fake mountain.”

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"shootin" horseshoes

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Don’t trust the heart, it wants your blood.

(1909 – 1966) Polish poet, writer & aphorist
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Dr. Phil is hiding something; otherwise, why wouldn’t he use his last name?

(1949 – 2016) American comedian & television actor
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She’s cuter than a bug’s ear.

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I think I’m tryin’to get sick.

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If I lived back in the olden days, and the doctor put leeches on me, I’d tell him to put them on my face, in the shape of a beard, so I could see how I’d look.

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I’d like to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.

(1908 – 1989) American actress of film, television & theater
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I think the movie actually made my heart beat slower.

American movie critic
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He could tear up a railroad track with a rubber hammer.

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If you are 26 years old and you’re waking up under Star Wars sheets… the Force is not with you.

(1970 –) American stand-up comedian
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A mule can’t help it if his daddy is a jackass.

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