Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 28)

He’s playing possum.

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He acts like he is 10 feet tall and bullet proof.

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Basket name

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Good Lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise

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What a bunch of potlickers

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If you go to a costume party at your boss’s house, wouldn’t you think a good costume would be to dress up like the boss’s wife? … trust me, it’s not.

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She's got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.

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I’ll snatch you bald headed.

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I’ll never forget the time that skunk got under the house and Grandpa went under to get him…. boy, it smelled for months… you know, that was the last time we ever saw Grandpa.

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You might think that the favorite plant of the porcupine is the cactus, but it’s thinking like that that has almost ruined this country.

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As full of wind as a corn-eating horse

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She is pretty as a pumpkin and about half as smart.

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Living high on the hog

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Two old maids on a beach, streaker ran past… one had a stroke, the other one couldn't reach.

(1930 – 2007) English comedian & nightclub owner
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If I ever become a mummy, I’m going to have it so when somebody opens my lid, a boxing glove on a spring shoots out.

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My father used to beat me with his belt… while it was still on him.

(1969 – ) comedian & actor
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He wouldn’t know his name if it won’t written in his shorts.

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Couldn't hit her in the butt with a red apple.

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Like two peas in a pod.

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If she were an inch taller she'd be round.

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Not being born to parents who were accountants was probably my biggest mistake.

British boxing champion
Boxing Miscellaneous Sports