Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 28)

Tough as a pine knot in a sawmill.

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Like a buzzard roosted in it

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It’s got tits or tires, you’re gonna have trouble with it.

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Can of corn

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I'll knock you so hard you'll see tomorrow today.

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Like a bug arguing with a chicken

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A shallow brook is noisiest.

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Dumber than a barrel of hair

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If you want to be the most popular person in your class, whenever the professor pauses in his lecture, just let out a big snort and say “How do you figger that!” real loud. Then lean back and sort of smirk.

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It’s been saucered and blowed.

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When I pick up a handful of sand at the beach and let it dribble through my fingers, I think, Man, this is not a very good vacation.

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If you can paint a really good picture of a cow, you don’t have to write the word “cow” under it.

(1896 – 1985) U.S. senator (North Carolina)
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I swaney, Mama shoulda named me Grace.

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Yes, so it does.

(1869 – 1931) American politician
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Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.

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No, it’s liquid sunshine.

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Ten pounds of potatoes in a five pound sack

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You are about as grateful as a toothache.

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Like a calf in clover

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Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.

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Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you’re coming home, his face might burn up.

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