Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 28)

I’d like to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.

(1908 – 1989) American actress of film, television & theater
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If life gives you a bowl of lemons, go find an annoying guy with paper cuts.

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Road Humps

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Our biggest concern this season will be diaper rash.

Vanderbilt football coach
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Rehabilitation

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I'm feeling as low as a toad in a dry well.

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Born short and slapped down flat

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You know what makes good hair for a snowman? … real hair; don’t ask me why, but it works.

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He's busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kickin' contest.

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Fall in for vittles.

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He’s so tight when he blinks his eyes his toe’s curl up.

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You’ve got the saw by the wrong tree.

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She'll be late to her own funeral.

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Witch Doctor

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Y’all have chairs.

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Refried Dreams

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Quit bein’ ugly.

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Well, shoot me for a billygoat.

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I'm so broke I can't afford to pay attention.

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Not particularly handsome

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If you’re an ant, and you’re walking along across the top of a cup of pudding, you probably have no idea that the only thing between you and disaster is the strength of that pudding skin.

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