Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 33)

I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, yahoo, I’d have all my money back.

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He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.

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If wishes were horses, some folks would need a lot of hay.

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Pore mouthin’

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Penny: Just you wait and see. I’m gonna romance your freakin’ ass off.

Leonard: That’s beautiful. Is that Shakespeare?

(1975 – ) American actor
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared.

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If a cow had wheels, it would be a milk truck.

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I love you a bushel and a peck.

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Cooler than a flip side of a down pillow.

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A hangdog look

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Do you reckon the Queen has ever pulled a blanket up so just her head’s showing and gone ‘Philip, look at me! I’m a stamp!'

(1980 – ) English comedian, television and radio presenter & actor
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Peter Marshall: Liberace has a new book out called The Things I…?

Paul Lynde: Put in my hair.

(1926 – 1982) American comedian & actor
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Got off like a fat rat with cheese.

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He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow.

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Plastic Jesus

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Avon In The Amazon

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He was the kind of man who was not ashamed to show affection; I guess that’s what I hated about him.

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Peter Marshall: Olivia De Havilland once sat on something in a movie that Roy Rogers says he grew to love. What is it?

Paul Lynde: A box of Milk Duds.

(1926 – 1982) American comedian & actor
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I expect them to come out… oh dear, I’d better not say fighting, had I?

Welsh football player, manager & coach
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I think there should be something in science called the “reindeer effect.” I don't know what it would be, but I think it'd be good to hear someone say, "Gentlemen, what we have here is a terrifying example of the reindeer effect."

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Born short and slapped down flat

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