Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 45)

Sunday face

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Are you outta’ pocket again?

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Nobody will ever notice it on a galloping horse.

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A bumblebee is faster than a tractor.

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Have no axe to grind

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Fair to middlin’

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As cold as a wet Christmas

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Return an answer.

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Braggin’ dog

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Is It Hot In Here Or Is It Me?

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Does a snake have hips?

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I remember the last thing my nan said to me before she died; ‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’

(1968 – ) English comedian & actor
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Here’s a suggestion for a new animal; if some new ones get created or evolve: something that stings you, then laughs at you.

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This ain't my first rodeo.

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It’s raining cats and dogs.

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Drier than lizard spit on a hot rock

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To put the spit on the apple.

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He’s so slippery he’d hold his own in a pond full of eels.

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Well, slap my head and call me silly.

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Dumb as a sack of doorknobs

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Her butt is as wide as a corn picker.

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