Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 45)

Sure as a cat has a climbing gear

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That's as scarce as hen's teeth.

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Being hugged by Diana Rigg is worth three sessions of chemotherapy.

(1921 – 2000) English Archbishop of Canterbury
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That kid could break an anvil.

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Ernest Borgnine Memorial Birthday Party

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Lower than a snake’s belly

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I’m going to paint your back porch red if you keep talkin like that!

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If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that’s another weakness.

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It’s hotter than a fritter!

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You couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle.

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You want to get three feet up a bull’s ass, just listen to the whisperings of sweethearts.

(1954 – 2008) British film director, playwright & screenwriter
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Purty as a picture

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A mule can’t help it if his daddy is a jackass.

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A face like a bee keepers apprentice

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I’m touching cotton.

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Does a snake have hips?

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That gumbo will make a Chihuahua break a chain.

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Sat there like a bump on a log.

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Dumber than a barrel of hair

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Corduroy Pants

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The football team from my high school was tough, after they sacked the quarterback they went after his family.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
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