Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 51)

You look the south end of a north bound cow.

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Normal,  Illinois

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The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires

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Lower than a snake’s belly

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It was so sweet backstage, you should have seen it: the Teamsters were helping Michael Moore into the trunk of his limo.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician
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He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.

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As you will no doubt have foreseen…

(1946 – ) English media executive & newspaper editor
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Don’t care to.

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The hair is in the butter.

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No more sense than last year’s bird nest.

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Doesn’t know his ass from his elbow.

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Flat as a fritter.

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Quieter than a graveyard

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I have the brain of a German Shepard and the body of 16-year-old boy… they're both in my car and I want you to see them.

(1956 – ) American stand-up comedian, actor & television ho
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Oops!

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He/She’s got teeth like a rake.

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He is one ass kicking away from being a pretty nice fellow.

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Give a 50 cent answer for a nickel question.

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To beat the band

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I wouldn’t piss in his ear if his brain was on fire.

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Fly off the handle

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