Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 52)

Red Necks, White Socks, and Blue Ribbon Beer

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He’s livin' in high cotton.

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I sold my house this week… I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell.

(1949 – 2016) American comedian & television actor
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I’ll show you where the bear sat in the buckwheat.

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Presidential ambition is a disease which can only be cured by embalming fluid.

(1903 – 1963) U.S. senator (Tennessee)
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It’s so good, it makes you want to slap your momma!

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Fall in for vittles.

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If you can’t give me your word of honor, will you give me your promise?

(1879 – 1974) film producer
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She’s so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.

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Got a face like a mile of unpaved road.

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Messed up as a soup sandwich

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It is so hot… chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.

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I wouldn't give you air if you were in a jug.

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That size don't get no bigger.

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He’s going to blow the gates of hell wide open when he goes.

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Some folks say it was a miracle. St. Francis suddenly appeared and knocked the next pitch clean over the fence. Other folks say it was just a lucky swing.

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You’re as gay as a clutch purse on Tony night.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
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You need to get you some bidness!

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Jackin yer jaw

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She could make a preacher cuss!

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Throw the hatchet

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