As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

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24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, you figure it out.

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

She’s gone to Mexico for face-lifts so many times, I’ll bet if you whacked her head with a stick, prizes would fall out.

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace” Face lifts Mexico

I’ve got drinks piling up on my desk and a stack of pills I have even opened yet!

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

Alcohol TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

If you ever need someone to drink with, I’ll drink with you. If you ever need a shoulder to cry on, I’ll drink with you. I guess what I’m trying to say is: I love to drink!

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

Alcohol TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

I gave that man the drunkest years of my life.

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace” Drunk

Honey, I’d suck the alcohol out of a deodorant stick.

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

Alcohol TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

Honey, that is not my soul you’re looking at.

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

Thats like saying Prada’s are just shoes, or vodka is just a morning beverage!

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

Hey, hey, hey. Come on. I know what guilt is. It’s one of those touchy-feely words that people throw around that don’t really mean anything… You know, like “maternal” or “addiction.”

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace” Guilt

Good Lord I can’t believe I’m at a public pool. Why doesn’t someone just directly pee on me?

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

Looks like your new sweetie’s turned his back on homosexuals. And not in a good way.

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

Sex TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

I just want somebody who gets me. Somebody who’s comfortable in my world, and makes me laugh, and occasionally brings me flowers. And… somebody who likes kittens, and the hard-core bondage scene.

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

Relationships TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

I regret the day I ever laid boobs on that man.

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

Relationships TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

Well, look who penetrated the inner-circle. And then he stuck around and married her.

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

Jack: We’ll rent a movie. You’re into gay porn, right?
Grace: Who isn’t?

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

Grace: You said that money is no object
Karen: Oh honey, that’s just a saying, like ‘Ooh… that sounds like fun.’ or ‘I love you.’

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

I’ve been like a mother to that girl. I’ve locked her in her room, told her she was fat, and once I even left her in a store!

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

Family Mothers TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

I’m going to take the high road, and just because I’m high.

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

Alcohol TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

We talked, we laughed, he walked me home. He was such a gentleman. He opened the door for me, I opened my shirt for him.

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

Honey, tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to be sarcastic.

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

Characteristics TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace” Tact

It’s time to get your head out of the dumps and your legs in the air!

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

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Keyword: As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, you figure it out.

She’s gone to Mexico for face-lifts so many times, I’ll bet if you whacked her head with a stick, prizes would fall out.

I’ve got drinks piling up on my desk and a stack of pills I have even opened yet!

If you ever need someone to drink with, I’ll drink with you. If you ever need a shoulder to cry on, I’ll drink with you. I guess what I’m trying to say is: I love to drink!

I gave that man the drunkest years of my life.

Honey, I’d suck the alcohol out of a deodorant stick.

Honey, that is not my soul you’re looking at.

Thats like saying Prada’s are just shoes, or vodka is just a morning beverage!

Hey, hey, hey. Come on. I know what guilt is. It’s one of those touchy-feely words that people throw around that don’t really mean anything… You know, like “maternal” or “addiction.”

Good Lord I can’t believe I’m at a public pool. Why doesn’t someone just directly pee on me?

Looks like your new sweetie’s turned his back on homosexuals. And not in a good way.

I just want somebody who gets me. Somebody who’s comfortable in my world, and makes me laugh, and occasionally brings me flowers. And… somebody who likes kittens, and the hard-core bondage scene.

I regret the day I ever laid boobs on that man.

Well, look who penetrated the inner-circle. And then he stuck around and married her.

Jack: We’ll rent a movie. You’re into gay porn, right?
Grace: Who isn’t?

Grace: You said that money is no object
Karen: Oh honey, that’s just a saying, like ‘Ooh… that sounds like fun.’ or ‘I love you.’

I’ve been like a mother to that girl. I’ve locked her in her room, told her she was fat, and once I even left her in a store!

I’m going to take the high road, and just because I’m high.

We talked, we laughed, he walked me home. He was such a gentleman. He opened the door for me, I opened my shirt for him.

Honey, tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to be sarcastic.

It’s time to get your head out of the dumps and your legs in the air!