Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 63)

Go piss up a rope.

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I feel bad for the guys who did steroids and still suck.

(1970 –) American stand-up comedian
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Chugged full.

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You don’t get anything clean without getting something else dirty.

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I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don’t want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, “What was THAT?!”

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Congratulations On Your Latest Production. Am Sure It Will Look Better After It’s Been Cut.

(1892 – 1964) singer, dancer, comedian, actor & songwriter
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Telephone Man

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Let your vittles shut your mouth.

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Mend fences.

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She's got mud all over her from bum hole to breakfast time.

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The only contact I ever made with the dead was when I spoke to a journalist from The Sun.

(Steven Patrick Morrissey) (1959 – ) British singer & lyricist
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You'll go to hell for lyin' just as fast as fer stealin' chickens.

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Do you want your dinner now or when you get it.

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So dry he had the rattles

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Fair to middlin’

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I hope I never do anything to bring shame on myself, my family or my other family.

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Let me be the first to tweet about the 2018 earthquake.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician
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Oh for crying in the bucket.

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If life gives you a bowl of lemons, go find an annoying guy with paper cuts.

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She can burn water.

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I was sad, because I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet; so, I took his shoes, cuz hey, he wan’t using them!

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