Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 63)

Have to piss like a Russian race horse.

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I’ll tie a knot in yer tail

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Pissin’ in the wind

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Lying like a snake in the grass.

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Basket name

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That boy wouldn’t work in a pie factory, afraid he’d get full and have to quit.

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I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you’re having a good idea but it’s just eggs hatching.

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If you’re a boxing referee, it’s probably illegal to wear a bow tie that spins or changes colors.

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Fixments

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If you can't hang with the big dawgs, get off the porch!

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If You’re Gonna Do Me Wrong, Do It Right

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Two ax handles acrost

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Dumb as a sack of doorknobs

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Have no axe to grind

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Most of the time it was probably real bad being stuck down in a dungeon; but some days, when there was a bad storm outside, you’d look out your little window and think, ‘Boy, I’m glad I’m not out in THAT.’

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He acts like he is 10 feet tall and bullet proof.

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Plantation dog

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Broken Groin, South Carolina

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He wouldn’t know his name if it won’t written in his shorts.

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Her apron’s ridin’ high.

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Like a suck-egg dog

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