Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 64)

Return an answer.

Well when you go through a briar patch you don’t know which briar scratched you.

Give a man a fish and it will feed him for a day, give the man a fishing rod and he will sell it for more fish, or burn it for firewood.

(1968 – ) English impressionist & comedian

Have to piss like a Russian race horse.

Stick with me and you'll be wearing silk underwear.

As scarce as hens teeth.

Pore mouthin’

Why is there so much pressure to spend Independence Day with other people?

American actress, comedian, writer & musician

Like a live oak limb

I’ll knock you in the head and tell God you died.

Like a suck-egg dog

It's like trying to nail Jell-O® to a wall.

That poor boy’s so slow, it would take him two hours to watch 60 minutes.

Hornier than a two pecker'd billy goat on a hill full of ninnies.

After such an introduction, I can hardly wait to hear what I’m going to say.

(1909 – 1977) British journalist

Bless your pea-pickin' heart.

Sleepier than a river coon

I’m so mad I could eat barbed wire and spit nails.

Time to paint your butt white and run with the antelope.

like trying to herd cats

Peter Marshall: At NASA, what keeps the cool air running around in the spacesuits?

Paul Lynde: Itsy bitsy Eskimoes….