Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 64)

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Well when you go through a briar patch you don’t know which briar scratched you.

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Give a man a fish and it will feed him for a day, give the man a fishing rod and he will sell it for more fish, or burn it for firewood.

(1968 – ) English impressionist & comedian
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Have to piss like a Russian race horse.

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Stick with me and you'll be wearing silk underwear.

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As scarce as hens teeth.

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Pore mouthin’

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Why is there so much pressure to spend Independence Day with other people?

American actress, comedian, writer & musician
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Like a live oak limb

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I’ll knock you in the head and tell God you died.

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Like a suck-egg dog

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It's like trying to nail Jell-O® to a wall.

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That poor boy’s so slow, it would take him two hours to watch 60 minutes.

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Hornier than a two pecker'd billy goat on a hill full of ninnies.

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After such an introduction, I can hardly wait to hear what I’m going to say.

(1909 – 1977) British journalist
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Bless your pea-pickin' heart.

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Sleepier than a river coon

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I’m so mad I could eat barbed wire and spit nails.

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Time to paint your butt white and run with the antelope.

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like trying to herd cats

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Peter Marshall: At NASA, what keeps the cool air running around in the spacesuits?

Paul Lynde: Itsy bitsy Eskimoes….

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