Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 64)

Sometimes I think the so-called experts actually ARE experts.

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Wild as a peach orchard hog.

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I've seen animals hurt worse than that get well.

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If you are in trouble and told to go out and cut your own switch…don’t come back with a little one…that ain’t going to work for ya.

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You look about as happy as a tick on a fat dog.

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That man ain't got the decency to die.

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She’d make a freight train take a dirt road.

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Held his hind leg

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If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope he likes enchiladas, because that’s what he’s getting.

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I’ll never forget the time that skunk got under the house and Grandpa went under to get him…. boy, it smelled for months… you know, that was the last time we ever saw Grandpa.

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“I’m falling into a void,” said Tom flawlessly.

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The water was higher than a cat’s back.

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Count the people.

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He didn't get there on a paved road.

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Don't call him a cowboy, till you've seen him ride.

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He’s so dumb he couldn’t piss his name in the snow.

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I'm gonna peck a knot on your head!

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I’m going to paint your back porch red if you keep talkin like that!

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He looks like something the cat drug in and the dog wouldn't eat.

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Seen better legs on a table.

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It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table.

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