Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 66)

Happiness walks on busy feet.

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She could eat watermelon through a chicken wire fence.

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Speaker: I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin.

Voice in the back: Begin at the ninth.

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Mites stay on a chicken’s ass.

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I'm so hungry I could eat my elbows.

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I wouldn't trade you for a farm in Georgia.

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Like what God gave a billy goat

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If you’re being chased by an angry bull, and then you notice you’re also being chased by a swarm of bees, it doesn’t really change things… just keep on running.

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Were you raised in a barn?

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How many people have never raised their hand before?

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician
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I didn’t just fall off a turnip truck.

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Madder than a hornet!

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He don’t know daylight from dark.

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If a cow had wheels, it would be a milk truck.

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He bought a pig in a poke.

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Better to be the head of a fly than the buttocks of an elephant.

(1938 – 2010) Russian politician
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To “love on you”

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The water was higher than a cat’s back.

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Crooked as a snake's back.

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If you want to be the most popular person in your class, whenever the professor pauses in his lecture, just let out a big snort and say “How do you figger that!” real loud. Then lean back and sort of smirk.

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He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.

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