Subject: Misspokements (Page 19)

Mardon me padam, this pie is occupewed.

(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words
Misspokements

I’m traveling to all 51 states to see who can stop #85.

professional football player (#85)
Football Misspokements Sports

Eating humble crow

Misspokements

And he’s got the icepack on his groin there, so it’s possibly not the old shoulder injury.

English rugby player & commentator
Misspokements Sports

Why does everybody stand up and sing ‘Take Me Out to the Ballgame’ when they’re already there?

professional baseball player
Baseball Misspokements Sports

I think the family was from Hungaria.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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Last night's homer was Willie Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

I couldn’t care less about all those fiction stories about what happened in the year 1500 or 1600. Half of them aren’t even true.

professional golfer
History Misspokements Time

And now Jacques Laffitte is as close to Surer as Surer is to Laffitte.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

We know where they are; they’re in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat.

(1932 – ) American businessman & U.S. Secretary of Defense
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Our goal is to score 27 points. If we can get two touchdowns and three field goals, we’ve got our 27 points.

(1937 – ) American football coach
Football Misspokements Sports

The next time I send a damn fool for something, I go myself.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements Situations

I can't understand the notoriety of people.

English football player & manager
Misspokements

I’ve gone where the hand of man has never set foot.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
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I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.

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I have reiterated over again what I have said before.

(1910 – 1991) American mayor (New York City)
Communication Misspokements

The question looming over Magri, is not will he keep the title, but can he?

British sports commentator
Boxing Misspokements Sports

If England lose now, they will be leaving the field with their heads between their legs!

English cricketer
Misspokements Sports

Sometimes cameras and television are good to people and sometimes they aren’t; I don’t know if it’s the way you say it, or how you look.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication Entertainment Misspokements Television

And later on, it’s the Syracuse Orangemen against the Indiana Hoosiers from Hawaii.

Misspokements Places

I’m undisputed. There's no disputing that.

British and Canadian boxing champion
Boxing Misspokements Sports