Subject: Mixed metaphors (Page 17)

That's the one that really swayed me over.

We are tipping the iceberg.

The menu was frozen in the amber of 1973.

A stitch in time saves a poke in the eye with a wet fish.

I'm bone empty.

When you put your best foot forward, it rubs off on someone.

Not without a grain of sugar

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it a duck.

.. drawing the eye… like a magnet

She grabbed the bull by the horns, and ran with it.

She may want to tackle that battle.

Spare the rod, spoil the broth.

As long as that dog hunts, we’ll ride him,

Up the creek in a boat with a hole.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Button your seat belts.

If you try to eat this elephant all in one bite, you’re going to have a hell of an indigestion.

That’s a kettle of fish of a different color.

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we’re gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Running around like a chicken with its legs cut off

Butcher goes forward as Ipswich throw their last trump card into the fire.

British commentator

You might think the Channel Islands are a backwater.