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Subject:
Mixed metaphors
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That will round out the triangle.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
You could have knocked me over with a fender.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Surprise
They’re clearly up the creek without a leg to stand on
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
We'll be there until the fat lady freezes over.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
That's the whole kettle of fish in a nutshell.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
We could be putting the hammer in Luton's coffin.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
It's six, or one and a half dozen of the other.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
Decisions
It was time to get my act in gear.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Rattle some feathers.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Don't count your chickens until you see the whites of their eyes.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
I thought it might be a good idea for you to check base with him.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
You can lead a gift horse to water but you can't look him in the mouth.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
There's more that one way to skin the cat out of the bag.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
There's a pot of gold at the end of the tunnel.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Seeing a buzzard catch a rare phalarope is in bird-watching terms, like killing two birds with one stone.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Smoking like a sieve
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Smoking
We should continue to ride the horse that brings in the gravy.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
From now on, I’m watching everything you do with a fine-tuned comb.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
It’s all water under the hatchet.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
You buttered your bread, now sleep in it!
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
It's like pulling hen's teeth.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
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