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Subject:
Mixed metaphors
(Page 26)
They need to wake up and smell the music.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Get in the boat and swim or get out.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
This so-called water feature will literally be a drain on the resources of the Royal Parks Agency for years to come.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
On a water fountain
Just to throw some evidence on the fire.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
We are proud to be part of a ground-breaking initiative.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
On the design of a new plow
Theres no grass burning under
this
project.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
You could have knocked me over with a fender.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Surprise
Delivering her baby at home is the birthright of every woman.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
You don't have to beat it with a dead horse.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Obviously for Scunthorpe it would be a nice scalp to put Wimbledon on their bottoms.
Dave Bassett
English soccer player & manager
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
He came out of it smelling like a bandit.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
It's like pulling hen's teeth.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Difficult
If he were alive today, he’d be turning over in his grave.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
He's between a rock and the deep blue sea.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
The whole
can
of wax
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
All's well that ends.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
It's like locking the barn door after the nuts have bolted.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
These two guys are cut out of the same mold.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
A duck on a hot tin roof.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
I left the door wide open, and you didn't take the bait.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
I left the door wide open, and you didn't take the bait.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
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