Subject: Mixed metaphors (Page 26)

They need to wake up and smell the music.

Get in the boat and swim or get out.

This so-called water feature will literally be a drain on the resources of the Royal Parks Agency for years to come.

Just to throw some evidence on the fire.

We are proud to be part of a ground-breaking initiative.

Theres no grass burning under this project.

You could have knocked me over with a fender.

Delivering her baby at home is the birthright of every woman.

You don't have to beat it with a dead horse.

Obviously for Scunthorpe it would be a nice scalp to put Wimbledon on their bottoms.

English soccer player & manager

He came out of it smelling like a bandit.

It's like pulling hen's teeth.

If he were alive today, he’d be turning over in his grave.

He's between a rock and the deep blue sea.

The whole can of wax

All's well that ends.

It's like locking the barn door after the nuts have bolted.

These two guys are cut out of the same mold.

A duck on a hot tin roof.

I left the door wide open, and you didn't take the bait.

I left the door wide open, and you didn't take the bait.