Subject: Mixed metaphors (Page 32)

I was so excited my heart about fell out of my stomach!

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Our organization really frowns down on that.

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The menu was frozen in the amber of 1973.

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A salesman told viewers that a keyboard would teach your mind's eye to play by ear.

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Let's clear up a loose end.

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The early bird gathers no moss.

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