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Subject:
Mixed metaphors
(Page 5)
Don't do the crime if you can't get out the kitchen.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Step up to the plate and pick up the gauntlet.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
The deputy was willing to cut him a break.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
There's more that one way to skin the cat out of the bag.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
If he were alive today, he’d be turning over in his grave.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
It ain't a pretty sight for the ears.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
The British are often thought of as pioneers in the field of mountain climbing.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
Mountain climbing
They’re clearly up the creek without a leg to stand on
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Can’t you read the handwriting in the wind?
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
He's not the brightest cookie in the lamp.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
He went down like a
pack
of cards.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
Mixed metaphors
Deck of cards
It's as easy as falling off a piece of cake.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Easy
Not the brightest bulb in the drawer.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
The gelling period has just started to knit.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
Like a chicken with its hat off.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
It's like locking the barn door after the nuts have bolted.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
He’s a man without an island.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Just to throw some evidence on the fire.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
Off the cuff of my head.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
I'm shooting from the seat of my pants.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
The deal fell through, so they're back to ground zero.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
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