Subject: Mixed metaphors (Page 5)

Life is beautiful, then you die.

Look what the cat dragged out of the bag.

We'll rewind the calendar.

Why spend astronomical amounts on so-called scientific research to go to another planet?

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

We’ll tackle that bridge when we come to it.

No, I think that was when Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence; ya know, fourscore and seven years ago.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I'm going to have to kick it off by hand.

Run your kite up the flagpole

Silence is bliss.

I’m just talking out loud.

Wood fires help fuel climate change.

I make it my goal to shake every hand that walks in the door.

The promise of the world’s first low-carbon Olympic flame has gone up in smoke.

The bad penny ain’t pickin’ up no more rollin’ moss.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

This is all the fault of that Helen Curly Steinway.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

It ain't a pretty sight for the ears.

They’re clearly up the creek without a leg to stand on

It was time to get my act in gear.

Recycling of animal protein in feed proved a recipe for disaster.

Too many skeletons in her background