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Subject:
Mixed metaphors
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A stitch in time is worth a pound of cure.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
I'm bone empty.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
You are wise behind your ears.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
It's hard to catch lightning in a bottle twice.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
We are treading on thin water.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
The [outdoor] sculpture park has opened its doors for the summer.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Let dead dogs sleep.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
This is the piece of the puzzle that allows you to paint in the rest of the pie.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
Let's call the kettle what it is!
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
You’re fighting upstream.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
It slid away from his left boot which was poised with the trigger cocked.
Barry Davies
British sports commentator
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
People tell me one thing one day and out the other.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
They need to wake up and smell the music.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
It ain't a pretty sight for the ears.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
It would bring the public school system crumbling to its knees.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Run your kite up the flagpole
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
The promise of the world’s first low-carbon Olympic flame has gone up in smoke.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
Why spend astronomical amounts on so-called scientific research to go to another planet?
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Like a chicken with its hat off.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
Changes that will ignite our engines of growth
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
They try to balance a fine line.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
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