Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 29)

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Some is good, more is better, too much is just right.

America Murphy’s Laws Things

Money isn’t everything as long as you have enough.

Money Murphy’s Laws

When in the course of human affairs – your spouse always finds out.

Husbands Marriage Murphy’s Laws Wives

In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct, beyond all need of checking, is the mistake.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

Expressways aren’t.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Things

Most accidents in well-designed systems involve two or more events of low probability occurring in the worst possible combination.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

Nothing is so simple it cannot be misunderstood.

Murphy’s Laws

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks.

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Food/Drink Life Murphy’s Laws

The price of any product produced for a government agency will be not less than the square of the initial Firm Fixed-Price Contract.

Government Money Murphy’s Laws

Beware of a day in which you don't have something to bitch about.

Murphy’s Laws

When you move something to a more logical place, you only can remember where it used to be and your decision to move it.

Murphy’s Laws

If there isn’t a law there will be.

Murphy’s Laws

Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

If you think you're wrong, you're wrong

Corollary: If you think you're wrong, you're right.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws Problems

A man with one watch knows what time it is; a man with two watches is never sure.

Murphy’s Laws Things Time

In a three-story building served by one elevator, nine times out of ten the elevator car will be on a floor where you are not.

Murphy’s Laws

One good turn gets most of the blanket.

Communication Murphy’s Laws

The number of people in any working group tends to increase regardless of the amount of work to be done.

Murphy’s Laws People Work

The experiment may be considered a success if no more than 50% of the observed measurements must be discarded to obtain a correspondence with theory.

Murphy’s Laws

Some days it's better to stay in bed.

Murphy’s Laws

If you live long enough, something will kill you.

Death Life Murphy’s Laws