Subject: People » Men (Page 5)

The number of women a man find attractive is truly proportionate to his age.

Women are as old as they feel and men are old when they lose their feelings.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

My mom always said, ‘Men are like linoleum floors. You lay them right, and you can walk on them for 30 years.

(1958 – ) American actress & stand-up comedian

Behind every great man there lies a great woman… and one in front of him as well if he’s lucky.

(1967 – ) English comedian

Girls, give all your gentlemen friends an even break, even if you have to break them in the attempt.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature; and another woman to help him forget them.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

Women are absolutely equal; they just can't quite lift as much.

(1953 – ) American singer, songwriter, actor, author & radio personality

So many men, so little time.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

When men reach their sixties and retire they go to pieces; women just go on cooking.


Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Women like silent men; they think they’re listening.

(1899 – 1974) French screenwriter, teacher & journalist

Well I don’t see why I have to make one man miserable when I can make so many men happy.


All men are animals, but some make better pets than others.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

Most of the men sitting in first class on an airplane have really boring jobs.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

Men who drink herbal teas are seldom serial killers.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

A man will fantasize that he’s having sex with someone else; a woman will fantasize she’s having sex with anyone else.

(1957 – ) British stand-up comedian

And most men seem to think ‘mutual orgasm’ is an insurance company.

(1958 – ) Australian author

Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator

Don't come crawlin' to a man for love; he likes to get a run for his money.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian