Subject: People » Rednecks (Page 4)

You might be a redneck if… your underwear doubles as your bathing suit.

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You might be a redneck if… you have a rag for a gas cap.

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You might be a redneck if… you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.

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You might be a redneck if… your daughter's Barbie Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.

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You might be a redneck if… you think a stock tip is advice on worming' your hogs.

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You might be a redneck if… you just bought an 8-track player to put in your truck.

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You might be a redneck if… your grandfather died and left everything to his widow; but she can’t touch it until she's fourteen.

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You might be a redneck if… you can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.

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If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

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You might be a redneck if… you got into a fistfight at your last yard sale.

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You might be a redneck if… one of your kids was born on a pool table.

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You might be a redneck if… you have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.

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You might be a redneck if… you think a turtleneck is a key ingredient for soup.

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You might be a redneck if… you think watching professional wrestling is foreplay.

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You might be a redneck if… you removed the back seat from your car so all yer kids could fit in.

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You might be a redneck if… you've been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars.

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You might be a redneck if… the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.

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You might be a redneck if… your state's got a new law that says when a couple get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.

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You might be a redneck if… you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.

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You might be a redneck if… you have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.

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You might be a redneck if… you had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.

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