Subject: Signs (Page 13)

CAUTION – Protruding Sign

99¢ Only Stores – Open 9 days a week 9 am – 9 pm

Norman D Landing

Not for children. Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive.

JOYRIDE DRIVING SCHOOL

Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.

Mr. Brain’s 2 Pork Faggots

Made In China

WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.

Your vinyl resting place.

Welcome to Accident

Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven."

Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."

Due to a mixup in urology, orange juice will not be served this morning.

Hitchhikers May Be Escaping Inmates

Septic Tank Service – We Haul Milk On the Weekends

Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog.

If Your Beliefs Fit On A Sign – Think Harder

Please Be Safe. – Do not stand, sit, climb or learn on zoo fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you.

Beat Diabetes – Buy 5 Jr. Frostys For $1

Drinks in Town – Featuring – Vanilla Cherry and Ammonia Flavoring