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Subject:
Signs
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Keep Japan Green – Don’t Burn the Fire Chief
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign in a park
CAUTION – Protruding Sign
Sign
Signs
Broken sign protruding from a building
99¢ Only Stores – Open 9 days a week 9 am – 9 pm
Sign
Signs
Norman D Landing
Business name
Signs
A military shop in the UK
Not for children. Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive.
Label
Signs
On toy alphabet blocks
JOYRIDE DRIVING SCHOOL
Sign
Signs
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
Label
Signs
On a chainsaw
Mr. Brain’s 2 Pork Faggots
Sign
Signs
Translations
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Food packaging
Made In China
Sign
Signs
Printed underneath a picture of an American flag
WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.
Label
Signs
On a can of Fix-a-Flat
Your vinyl resting place.
Sign
Signs
In a waterbed shop
Welcome to Accident
Sign
Signs
A town in Maryland
Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven."
Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."
Sign
Signs
At a church
Due to a mixup in urology, orange juice will not be served this morning.
Sign
Signs
Hitchhikers May Be Escaping Inmates
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Signs
Along a road near a prison
Septic Tank Service – We Haul Milk On the Weekends
Sign
Signs
On a tanker truck
Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog.
Sign
Signs
Sign on a front door
If Your Beliefs Fit On A Sign – Think Harder
Protest sign
Signs
Please Be Safe. – Do not stand, sit, climb or learn on zoo fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you.
Sign
Signs
At a zoo
Beat Diabetes – Buy 5 Jr. Frostys For $1
Sign
Signs
Drinks in Town – Featuring – Vanilla Cherry and Ammonia Flavoring
Sign
Signs
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