Subject: Signs (Page 15)

Master Baiter’s Sportfishing and Tackle

Get Circumcised & Reap the Benefits!

Do Not Drive a Car or Operate Machinery After Taking this Medicine

Vagina Tandoori

Been burglarized? Get alarmed!

Tithe If You Love Jesus! Anyone Can Honk!

Please note that carrying a massive rucksack is ill advised as it has a tendency to hit people and for you to be subsequently hit back

Not for weight control.

Bob’s Grill – Eat and Get the Hell Out

Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.

It will take about 1 minute to fix a hot drink. Please wail.

Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up

Salesmen Welcome – Dog Food is Expensive

Dr. Jones, At Your Cervix

get 50% off – or half price, whichever is less

The Lactation Station

For best results, do not leave at the crime scene.

DOWN WITH ZIPPERS

Let Jesus Into Your Fart [sic]

Husband Day Care Center – Need time to relax? – Need time to yourself? – Want to go shopping? – Leave your husband with us! We look after him for you! You only pay for his drinks!