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Signs
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Master Baiter’s Sportfishing and Tackle
Store name
Signs
In Mexico
Get Circumcised & Reap the Benefits!
Sign
Signs
A billboard in Africa
Beware of Road Surprises
Road sign in India
Signs
Do Not Drive a Car or Operate Machinery After Taking this Medicine
Label
Signs
On package of children's cough medicine
Vagina Tandoori
Restaurant name
Signs
An Indian restaurant
Been burglarized? Get alarmed!
Sign
Signs
At a home security business
Tithe If You Love Jesus! Anyone Can Honk!
Sign
Signs
At a church
Please note that carrying a massive rucksack is ill advised as it has a tendency to hit people and for you to be subsequently hit back
Sign
Signs
On a subway car
Not for weight control.
Label
Signs
On a pack of Breath Savers
Bob’s Grill – Eat and Get the Hell Out
Sign
Signs
In Nags Head NC
Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
It will take about 1 minute to fix a hot drink. Please wail.
Translation
Signs
Translations
Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up
Bumper sticker
Age
Appearance
Old
Signs
Salesmen Welcome – Dog Food is Expensive
Sign
Signs
On a fence
Dr. Jones, At Your Cervix
Sign
Signs
Over a gynecologist's office
get 50% off – or half price, whichever is less
Sign
Signs
The Lactation Station
Business name
Signs
A breast pump retailer in Lexington Kentucky
For best results, do not leave at the crime scene.
Sign
Signs
Label on gloves
DOWN WITH ZIPPERS
Protest sign
Signs
Let Jesus Into Your Fart [sic]
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Husband Day Care Center – Need time to relax? – Need time to yourself? – Want to go shopping? – Leave your husband with us! We look after him for you! You only pay for his drinks!
Sign
Signs
Outside a bar in Darwin Australia
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