Subject: Signs (Page 15)

Do Not Turn Upside Down

Harrisburg Postal Employee Gun Club

Emergency Foot Surgery – Walk-ins Welcomed

Helicopter Landing Zone – Parking At Own Risk

Clayton Homes • 1st Time Home Buyers – Free Pork n Beans – Happy Holidays

TREASPASERS WILL BE SHOT – SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN

Buy and Large

Genuine Fake Watches

FROZEN DESSERTS – Just Add Meat!…

Do Not Use While Sleeping

You are going to have some new clothes.

Open 7 Days a Week and Weekends

Felix the Cut

Please Drive Safely – Unmarked Nuclear Warheads Travel These Roads – Keep Our Children Radiation-Free!

Feats of Clay

Now you can borrow enough money to get completely out of debt.

Erectile Dysfunction – New Fast-Acting Oral Therapy – Specializing in Sexual Health & Medicine 813-….

Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.

Second Time Around

BRITISH HAIRWAYS