Subject: Signs (Page 19)

Ugly Girl Hand Cream

99¢ Only Stores – Open 9 days a week 9 am – 9 pm

Advent Lutheran Church – Clown Led Worship, Aug. 13…

Gay St. Changes to Two Way

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.

TopGear – These T-shirts were tested on animals. They didn’t fit.

Don’t Mortage [sic] My Childs Future

Can’t Poop – Or Poop Too Much – We Can Help

Slow – Children at Play
Hunting with Shotgun Only

Let Us Remove Your Shorts

Not a Through Street – No U-Turn

Caution: Tree in Centre of Road

Please Respect Our Massage Technicians. This Is Not A “Happing Ending” Establishment

Warning – This Machine Takes Your Money and Gives You Nothing in return.
and posted underneath
Just like my ex.

Swim and Must Know At Sea

FAT DUCK SURPRISE

Mystic Inn – Free Music Saturdays – Bring Your Own CD’s to Play – 7 pm

Not for weight control.

Caution – Protect Your Valuables. Do Not Use Hook to Hang Your Purse. … (and below just above a hook) Place Purse Here

If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.