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Subject:
Signs
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Ugly Girl Hand Cream
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Signs
In China
99¢ Only Stores – Open 9 days a week 9 am – 9 pm
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Signs
Advent Lutheran Church – Clown Led Worship, Aug. 13…
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Signs
At a church
Gay St. Changes to Two Way
Street Sign
Signs
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
Bumper sticker
Signs
TopGear – These T-shirts were tested on animals. They didn’t fit.
Clothing label
Signs
Don’t Mortage [sic] My Childs Future
Protest sign
Signs
If you require room service, please open door and shout, "Room service!”
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Signs
Sign in an Egyptian hotel
Can’t Poop – Or Poop Too Much – We Can Help
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Signs
Slow – Children at Play
Hunting with Shotgun Only
Adjoining signs
Signs
Let Us Remove Your Shorts
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Signs
On a electrician's truck
Not a Through Street – No U-Turn
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Signs
Caution: Tree in Centre of Road
Road sign
Signs
Please Respect Our Massage Technicians. This Is Not A “Happing Ending” Establishment
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Signs
At a massage parlor
Warning – This Machine Takes Your Money and Gives You Nothing in return.
and posted underneath
Just like my ex.
Sign
Signs
Swim and Must Know At Sea
Translation
Signs
Translations
Title of swimming safety rules in China
FAT DUCK SURPRISE
Restaurant name
Signs
Name of an Oriental restaurant
Mystic Inn – Free Music Saturdays – Bring Your Own CD’s to Play – 7 pm
Sign
Signs
Not for weight control.
Label
Signs
On a pack of Breath Savers
Caution – Protect Your Valuables. Do Not Use Hook to Hang Your Purse. … (and below just above a hook) Place Purse Here
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Signs
If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.
Sign
Signs
On a leaflet
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