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Subject:
Signs
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Damn! I love Indonesia
Signs
Signs
A store in Indonesia
Safety Ladder – Use at Your Own Risk
Sign
Signs
On a ladder
Weiner & Cox
Business name
Signs
Southfield MI
WE.R.BAPTIST! – NO PROTESTANT
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Curtains for You
Sign
Signs
Name of an English store
Quit 5t3aling 0 R Lett3r$
Sign
Signs
Outside a gas station
Strictly no climbing picnics
Sign
Signs
At a picnic ground
If You Do Not Understand or Cannot Read All Directions and Warnings, Do Not Use this Product
Label
Signs
On a package of drain opener
HORSE MANURE PER PRE-PACKED BAG DO-IT-YOURSELF
Sign
Signs
At a farm
Watch Out! Blind Man Driving!
Sign
Signs
On a Venetian blind dealer’s car
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.
Label
Signs
On Bowl Fresh toilet cleaner package
Happy Your Pocket!
Translation
Signs
Translations
A sign advertising a restaurant in Japan
CO-PILOT CHECKLIST
1. Don’t Touch Anything 2. Keep Your Mouth Shut
Sign
Signs
In an airplane cockpit
WARNING: Contents flammable!
Label
Signs
On a container of lighter fluid
If Your Cup Runneth Over, Let Someone Else Runneth the Car.
Sign
Signs
At a bar
Think Outside the FOX
Protest sign
Signs
You Don’t Work Here – Keep Out. Not Hiring
Sign
Signs
Gone Fishing Marina
Business name
Signs
The Dirty Hoe – Garden Shed
Business name
Signs
Caution: Not An Automatic Door
Sign
Signs
By the door of a restaurant
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Ambiguity
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