Subject: Signs (Page 20)

NO PARKING ABOVE THIS SIGN

Birthday Card for a 2-year-old – Not suitable for children under 3.

New Fecal Matter Cakes

We Dispense With Accuracy

Damn! I love Indonesia

LONG DELAYS AT WORLD'S END

Blackened Bluefish

Not to be used as protection from a tornado

The world may be your oyster, but it doesn’t mean you’ll get its pearl. 

Step into underwear and pull them on just like regular underwear.

Fruit-Filled Ministries

Lunch and Learn Seminar: 'Who's controlling your life?' (get your manager's permission before attending)

Eat Here and Get Gas

Battery may explore or leak.

Eyebrow Free Methodist Church

Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage.

Fortune not found? Abort, Retry, Ignore

Drive Thru Lawyer

Used Beer Department

Stay in school and be up to know-good

Half Fast Subs