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Subject:
Signs
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NO PARKING ABOVE THIS SIGN
Sign
Signs
On a pole
Birthday Card for a 2-year-old – Not suitable for children under 3.
Label
Signs
New Fecal Matter Cakes
Sign
Signs
?
We Dispense With Accuracy
Sign
Signs
In a New York drugstore
Damn! I love Indonesia
Signs
Signs
A store in Indonesia
LONG DELAYS AT WORLD'S END
Sign
Signs
Alongside a road
Blackened Bluefish
Sign
Signs
On the menu of a restaurant
Not to be used as protection from a tornado
Label
Signs
On a blanket from Taiwan
The world may be your oyster, but it doesn’t mean you’ll get its pearl.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Step into underwear and pull them on just like regular underwear.
Label
Signs
On Depends® adult diapers
Fruit-Filled Ministries
Business name
Signs
A storefront church and bakery in Talladega Alabama
Lunch and Learn Seminar: 'Who's controlling your life?' (get your manager's permission before attending)
Sign
Signs
The contents of a flyer for corporate seminar
Eat Here and Get Gas
Sign
Signs
At restaurant/gas station
Battery may explore or leak.
Label
Signs
On a battery
Eyebrow Free Methodist Church
Church sign
Signs
At a church in Eyebrow Saskatchewan
Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage.
Instructions
Signs
On a portable stroller
Fortune not found? Abort, Retry, Ignore
Fortune cookie
Signs
Drive Thru Lawyer
Business name
Signs
Used Beer Department
Sign
Signs
Over a restaurant restroom
Stay in school and be up to know-good
Sign
Signs
At a school
Half Fast Subs
Business name
Signs
Sandwich shop in Boulder Colorado
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