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Subject:
Signs
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Buy Her a Diamond – Get a Free Hunting Rifle
Sign
Signs
On a billboard
The Codfather
Business name
Signs
Various fish and chip shops in the UK
Slow Parking Ahead
Road sign
Signs
In King's Canyon in California
THINK • Do it Right The First Time! Plan Ahead
Sign
Signs
Keep Using My Name in Bain – I’ll Make Rush Hour Longer – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Welcome to the Flippin Church of Christ
Church sign
Signs
At a church in Flippin AR
There are squirrels in the basement. Keep door Locked and Closed. If you let them into the house they will eat your face as you sleep. Management
Sign
Signs
Hand-written sign in an apartment house
Parking for Bargain World & Dunkin’ Donuts Customers Only – All Others Will Be Toad [sic]
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Signs
Froggy’s Towing
It’s a Grind Coffee House
Store name
Signs
In San Diego
Half price – Wooden toilet seats – Ass. colours
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Signs
Pizza The Action
Sign
Signs
Name of a pizza parlor
If you’re going to steal, then smile for the camera.
Sign
Signs
In a store
May We Have the Next Dents?
Sign
Signs
At an auto body shop
Warning: High in sodium
Label
Signs
On a container of salt
I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts – Do You Want Fries With That?
Bumper sticker
Education
Signs
College
Parking Can Be FUN For Small Cars Only
Sign
Signs
At a parking garage
Open packet. Eat contents.
Instructions
Signs
On a packet of peanuts.
With Xhilaration® There are No Rules. Whether you choose to go crazy or dress to thrill. Make a statement. Make a scene. Wear what you want and it won’t be wrong.
Label
Signs
Tag on clothing for 18-month-old girls
Safe to use around pets.
Label
Signs
Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter
FOR HELP 1. Push RED BUTTON
2. Or YELL
Sign
Signs
Caution: Risk of fire
Label
Signs
On Pine Mountain Fire Logs
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