Subject: Signs (Page 25)

Buy Her a Diamond – Get a Free Hunting Rifle

The Codfather

Slow Parking Ahead

THINK • Do it Right The First Time! Plan Ahead

Keep Using My Name in Bain – I’ll Make Rush Hour Longer – God

Welcome to the Flippin Church of Christ

Parking for Bargain World & Dunkin’ Donuts Customers Only – All Others Will Be Toad [sic]

It’s a Grind Coffee House

Half price – Wooden toilet seats – Ass. colours

Pizza The Action

If you’re going to steal, then smile for the camera.

May We Have the Next Dents?

Warning: High in sodium

I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts – Do You Want Fries With That?

Parking Can Be FUN For Small Cars Only

Open packet. Eat contents.

With Xhilaration® There are No Rules. Whether you choose to go crazy or dress to thrill. Make a statement. Make a scene. Wear what you want and it won’t be wrong.

Safe to use around pets.

FOR HELP 1. Push RED BUTTON

2. Or YELL

Caution: Risk of fire