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Subject:
Signs
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Have An Ice Day – Please do not place any orphans in the ice machines. Thank You
Sign
Signs
On an ice machine
Golden Ripe Bananass 39¢ lb.
Sign
Signs
Not a Through Street • Evacuation Route
Sign
Signs
Adjoining signs
Thank You Fox News for Keeping Us Infromed [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
Our fish come from the best schools.
Sign
Signs
At a restaurant
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
Bumper sticker
Signs
TODAY’S SPECIAL: Barely Soup
Sign
Signs
At a restaurant
Cash 22
Business name
Signs
Pawnbrokers in England
Shoplifters Will Be Beaten, Stabbed and Stomped • Survivors Will Be Prosecuted
Sign
Signs
Men – Ladies – Employees Only
Sign
Signs
On a restroom door
Cluck You Chicken
Business name
Signs
Restaurant in Sunnyvale California
Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use.
Label
Signs
On a battery
Lets keep the Tea – Dump The Polititions [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
Nandi Aqua – Packaged Drinking Water – Now Water with H2O
Billboard
Signs
In the Middle East
Great Head
Business name
Signs
Beauty salon in Chicago
BEDSIDE MANOR
Sign
Signs
At a doctor’s home
Bread Pitt
Store name
Signs
A bakery in the Philippines
BUS STOP – Buses Excepted
Sign
Signs
No Playing Allowed
Sign
Signs
On the gate of a playground fence
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Bumper sticker
Signs
All daddy wanted was a blow job.
Signs
On a 4-year old’s T-shirt
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