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Subject:
Signs
(Page 27)
Do not drive cars in ocean.
Label
Signs
Small print from car commercial which shows a car in the ocean
Chiappetti Lamb & Veal Corporation
Store name
Signs
Wash & Carry
Store name
Signs
A laundromat
Pui Kee
Business name
Signs
Restaurant in Vancouver Canada
MacDonuts
Store name
Signs
Donut shop in the Philippines
Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog.
Sign
Signs
Sign on a front door
Ear Piercing – Pregnancy Testing
Sign
Signs
At a drug store
KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN
Highway sign
Signs
Highway sign
TREASPASERS WILL BE SHOT – SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN
Sign
Signs
Warning to Tourists – Do Not Laugh At the Natives
In Pocatello Idaho
Signs
Our Credit Advisor Is Mrs. Helen Waite. If You Want Credit From Us, Go To Helen Waite.
Sign
Signs
In a gas station
I Got My Crabs From… DIRTY DICKS – Crab House
Sign
Signs
May We Have the Next Dents?
Sign
Signs
At an auto body shop
The Best Way to Get Back on Your Feet – Miss a Car Payment
Sign
Signs
At a car dealership
Please Use Middle Door
Sign
Signs
Posted on the left of two doors
get 50% off – or half price, whichever is less
Sign
Signs
The Lactation Station
Business name
Signs
A breast pump retailer in Lexington Kentucky
Colorful dining space surrounded by stained glasses.
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign advertising newly re-designed restaurant
Ernest F. Duh Attorney at Law
Business name
Signs
Phillipsburg NJ
Congress Should Do Stuff
Protest sign
Signs
Kabra Kebabra
Business name
Signs
A Kebab restaurant
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