Quotes and One Liners
humorous one-liners, quotations, jokes, Murphy's Laws & more
Home
About
Categories
Activities
Age
Animals
Appearance
Beliefs
Characteristics
Communication
Conflict
Death
Education
Emotions
Entertainment
Family
Food/Drink
Government
Health
Intelligence
Life
Marriage
Miscellaneous
Money
People
Places
Problems
Relationships
Science/Weather
Sex
Situations
Sports
Success
Things
Time
Work
Additional Categories
Book Titles
Confucius say
Definitions
Epitaphs
Exaggerations
Expressions
Hollywood Squares
Insults
Last Words
Murphy's Laws
Place Names
Proverbs
Reviews/Criticism
Song Titles
Tom Swifties
TV/Movie Quotes
Oops...
Bushisms
Church Bulletins
Classified Ads
Colemanballs
Headlines
Malaprops
Misspokements
Signs
Translations
Yogi-isms
Some Popular Authors
Abraham Lincoln
Alfred E. Neuman
Ambrose Bierce
Benjamin Franklin
Dave Barry
Demetri Martin
Dorothy Parker
Emo Phillips
George Carlin
Groucho Marx
H.L. Mencken
Homer Simpson
Jeff Foxworthy
Jimmy Carr
Joan Rivers
Mae West
Mark Twain
Mitch Hedberg
Oscar Wilde
Phyllis Diller
Richard Lewis
Rita Rudner
Rodney Dangerfield
Steven Wright
Stewart Francis
W.C. Fields
Will Rogers
Woody Allen
View All Authors
Subject:
Signs
(Page 27)
FookYue
Business name
Signs
Seafood restaurant
Do not drive cars in ocean.
Label
Signs
Small print from car commercial which shows a car in the ocean
I dropped a pair of scissors behind my stove, but my arms are too big to reach them. If you have a child with slim arms, meet me here at 4 pm Tuesday. We’ll take him to my house and see if his arms fit behind my stove. Bring fireproof gloves and a light snack.
Sign
Signs
On a street pole
Flattery will go far tonight.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Push Push Push.
Sign
Signs
On the door of the maternity ward
Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished.
Sign
Signs
In a New England church
A Deli Named Desire
Business name
Signs
A delicatessen in New York
This Rally Was On My Bucket List.
Protest sign
Signs
Wash with warm water. Use mild soap. Dry flat. Do not use bleach. Do not dry in the dryer. Do not iron. We are sorry that our president is an idiot. We did not vote for him.
Sign
Signs
Translation of a small American company’s clothing label in France.
ENTRANCE ONLY – DO NOT ENTER
Sign
Signs
Do not use while sleeping.
Sign
Signs
On a Myer hairdryer
You are going to have some new clothes.
Fortune cookie
Signs
If You Do Not Understand or Cannot Read All Directions and Warnings, Do Not Use this Product
Label
Signs
On a package of drain opener
When you are getting off with your lover – Pay attention to your bag!
Translation
Signs
Translations
In China
I Kissed A Girl and I Liked It Then I Went to Hell
Sign
Signs
At a church
For Pain and Stomach Upset – do not use if pouch is opened
Label
Signs
On a pill package
Psycho Path
Street Sign
Signs
In Traverse City MI
Ice Cold Ice – 2/$5
Sign
Signs
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.
Label
Signs
On Bowl Fresh toilet cleaner package
Instructional video on hooking up VCR included.
Label
Signs
On a VCR box
Your vinyl resting place.
Sign
Signs
In a waterbed shop
Page 27 of 96
« First
« Previous
25
26
27
28
29
Next »
Last »