Subject: Signs (Page 27)

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Do not drive cars in ocean.

I dropped a pair of scissors behind my stove, but my arms are too big to reach them. If you have a child with slim arms, meet me here at 4 pm Tuesday. We’ll take him to my house and see if his arms fit behind my stove. Bring fireproof gloves and a light snack.

Flattery will go far tonight.

Push Push Push.

Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished.

A Deli Named Desire

This Rally Was On My Bucket List.

Wash with warm water. Use mild soap. Dry flat. Do not use bleach. Do not dry in the dryer. Do not iron. We are sorry that our president is an idiot. We did not vote for him.

ENTRANCE ONLY – DO NOT ENTER

Do not use while sleeping.

You are going to have some new clothes.

If You Do Not Understand or Cannot Read All Directions and Warnings, Do Not Use this Product

When you are getting off with your lover – Pay attention to your bag!

I Kissed A Girl and I Liked It Then I Went to Hell

For Pain and Stomach Upset – do not use if pouch is opened

Psycho Path

Ice Cold Ice – 2/$5

Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

Instructional video on hooking up VCR included.

Your vinyl resting place.