Subject: Signs (Page 29)

Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machines do the dirty work.

This Light Never Turns Green

Use the pill – don’t make a fetal mistake!

Citizen Canine

Kids With Gas Eat Free!

SID's Baby Furniture

Why Aren’t Humans Still Evolving Into Monkeys?

CAUTION – This Truck Contains Obama’s Stimulus Package

Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

Wendy’s – Now Hiring Fulltime Losers

Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

Get Government Out of Medecine [sic]

The Best Little Hairhouse in Town

Advance Employment – Services & Waste Management are currently seeking laborers for early outdoor shits in Clare County. Positions start at…

Snickers, 5 for $1.00. (limit 4)

This Rally Was On My Bucket List.

Closed for Official Opening

Wok This Way

Congress Should Do Stuff

Repeel [sic] Congress

Leave These Lights On At All Times – Auth. Police Department
Turn Lights Off