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Subject:
Signs
(Page 29)
Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machines do the dirty work.
Sign
Signs
In the window of a Kentucky appliance store
This Light Never Turns Green
Sign
Signs
At a traffic light
Use the pill – don’t make a fetal mistake!
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Signs
At an obstetrician’s office
Birth control
Citizen Canine
Store name
Signs
Dog boarding in Oakland
Kids With Gas Eat Free!
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Signs
At a restaurant/gas station
SID's Baby Furniture
Business name
Signs
Baby furniture
Why Aren’t Humans Still Evolving Into Monkeys?
Protest sign
Science/Weather
Signs
CAUTION – This Truck Contains Obama’s Stimulus Package
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Signs
On a septic service truck
Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Wendy’s – Now Hiring Fulltime Losers
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Signs
Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
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Signs
Sign at a railroad station
Get Government Out of Medecine [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
The Best Little Hairhouse in Town
Business name
Signs
Numerous Beauty Salons
Advance Employment – Services & Waste Management are currently seeking laborers for early outdoor shits in Clare County. Positions start at…
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Signs
Snickers, 5 for $1.00. (limit 4)
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Signs
In the grocery store
This Rally Was On My Bucket List.
Protest sign
Signs
Closed for Official Opening
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Signs
Near Victoria Station London
Wok This Way
Business name
Signs
A Chinese restaurant in England
Congress Should Do Stuff
Protest sign
Signs
Repeel [sic] Congress
Protest sign
Signs
Leave These Lights On At All Times – Auth. Police Department
Turn Lights Off
Sign
Signs
Above and below a light switch
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