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Subject:
Signs
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Don't Kill Wour Wife – Let Our Washing Machine Do the Dirty Work
Sign
Signs
At a Kentucky appliance store
GO SLOW – Accident Porn Area
Sign
Signs
Alongside a road
Chiappetti Lamb & Veal Corporation
Store name
Signs
Living to explode the salt to frying the meat
Translation
Signs
Translations
On a menu in China
How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby.
Instructions
Signs
Please Don’t Urinate in the Drinking Fountain
Sign
Signs
Above a drinking fountain
The Best Way to Get Back on Your Feet – Miss a Car Payment
Sign
Signs
At a car dealership
Download Your Worries – Get On Line with God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Pizza The Action
Sign
Signs
Name of a pizza parlor
Stop Wait 34 Seconds
Sign
Signs
At a railroad crossing
Hairy Pop-Ins
Business name
Signs
Various pet groomers & hair salons in England
For the Sick and Tired Of the Episcopal Church
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Signs
At a New York nursing home
No Motorized Vehicles – No Bikes – No Camping • Caution Heavy Traffic
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Signs
Adjoining signs
No Pets Allowed • All Pets Must Be on Leash
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Signs
Chain Reaction Bicycles
Store name
Signs
Numerous
Ernest F. Duh Attorney at Law
Business name
Signs
Phillipsburg NJ
Laundry Room – Get the Real Dirt Here
Sign
Signs
El Squid Roe
Business name
Signs
Nightclub in Cabo San Lucas
God Does Not Believe In Atheists, Therefore Atheists Do Not Exist
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Have Your Next Affair Here
Sign
Signs
On an Atlantic City hotel
DANGER – Explosive Dog Training in Progress – Keep Out
Sign
Signs
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