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Subject:
Signs
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Protect from seawater.
Label
Signs
On a buoy
Average Contents: 2
Label
Signs
On a Puma shoe box
Just a shade better.
Sign
Signs
On an awning manufacturer’s door
Protein, Spirulina, Pee Pollen…
Label
Signs
Ingredients in a smoothy
All Non-fiction Lance Armstrong Books… Will Soon be Moved to the Fiction Section – Thank You – Manly Library
Sign
Books
Signs
Lance Armstrong
Come see us if you need a brake.
Sign
Signs
At a brake shop
The Turd Burglar – Grieve Septic & Liquid Waste
Sign
Signs
Try Our Curry – You’ll Never Get Better
Sign
Signs
In a restaurant
Pork The One You Love
Sign
Signs
Billboard for Sask Pork
W A R N I N G ! – To all seagulls swimming in RED WATER is strictly prohibited.
Sign
Signs
At Saldanha Bay South Africa
Homophobia Is So Gay
Protest sign
Signs
Homophobia
No muff too tough for us!
Sign
Signs
At a muffler shop
Butt Drugs
Business name
Signs
A pharmacy in Corydon Indiana
Ingredients: Artificially bleached flour, sugar, vegetable fat, yeast, salt, gluten, soya flour, emulsifier 472 (E) & 481, flour treatment agents, enzymes, water. May contain: fruit.
Label of ingredients
Signs
The ingredients list on a package of fruit buns
Petal Attraction
Translation
Signs
Translations
On a Philippine floral shop
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Label
Signs
On a Rowenta clothes iron
Not intended for highway use.
Label
Signs
On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow
Daily 24 – Weekly 79 – Dogs + Turtles Welcome – No Dopers or Miscreants
Sign
Signs
?
Outside a building
Caution – Be Careful Seating • Management is Not Responsible for Failure to Seat Yourself Properly
Sign
Signs
?
Today’s Special – Buy one Fish & Chips for the price of two and receive a second Fish & Chips ABSOLUTELY FREE!
Sign
Signs
Superior Erection Company
Company name
Signs
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