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Subject:
Signs
(Page 41)
Hair Asylum
Business name
Signs
Several hair salons
May irritate eyes.
Label
Signs
On a can of self-defense pepper spray
Curl Harbor
Store name
Signs
A beauty parlor
El Squid Roe
Business name
Signs
Nightclub in Cabo San Lucas
We Bye Used Cars
Business name
Signs
Try us once – you'll never go anywhere else again.
Sign
Signs
Auto Repair Service Station
Bong Recreation Area
Sign
Signs
I 94
Kenosha County Wisconsin
So So Hair Salon
Translation
Signs
Translations
In Hong Kong
Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
You cannot save the world!
Label
Signs
On a Power Puff® Girls costume
Step into underwear and pull them on just like regular underwear.
Label
Signs
On Depends® adult diapers
Welcome to 99¢ Plaza – Everything 99¢ or Less & Up
Sign
Signs
Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Bigass Beer
Store name
Signs
In Memphis
CLEARANCE – NOT TOO MUCH
Sign
Signs
Parking garage height clearance
Be Nice to Your Children – They'll Pick Your Nursing Home
Bumper sticker
Signs
Sock Market
Business name
Signs
Sock stores
Weekend Special – Show us Your Taxidermied Friend and Get 1/2 off Any Drink
Sign
Signs
Large sign outside a bar
Crap – .79/lb.
Sign
Signs
In an Asian seafood store in Madison Wisconsin
Tanning, Saw Sharpening & Groceries
Business name
Signs
In Clatskamie Oregon
Payment is due by the due date.
Label
Signs
On a credit card statement
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