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Subject:
Signs
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No Smoking Dogs
Sign
Signs
On a restaurant window
HUNG LONG • Video Rental…
Store name
Signs
Curved Yellow Fruit 40¢
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Signs
On shelf of bananas
Wash Inside Out – Remove Child Before Washing – Made in China
Signs
Signs
World's finest whiskey made from Scotland's finest grapes.
Sign
Signs
Japanese whisky advertisement
CAUTION – This Sign Has SHARP EDGES – Do Not Touch the Edges of This Sign
Sign
Signs
Cheap Shots
Store name
Signs
A bar in New York City
This biscuit tastes good.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Yu kee Food House
Translation
Signs
Translations
Name of restaurant in Singapore
My Next Door Neighbor wants to BAN all GUNS! – Their house is NOT ARMED! – Out of RESPECT for theri opinions I promise NOT to use MY GUNS to PROTECT THEM.
Sign
Signs
On a front lawn with large arrow pointing toward their neighbor’s
Big Bang theory, you've got to be kidding. – God
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
Do NOT use restroom in trashcan!!
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Signs
On a restroom hand dryer
BOB’S grill • EAT AND GET THE HELL OUT!
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Signs
We Really Know Our Stuff
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Signs
On a taxidermist's window
You Dump It… We Pump It
Sign
Signs
On a septic truck in Pennsylvania
This ice may be cold
Label
Signs
On a Slush Puppy cup
That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing… I meant it. – God
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
Three Ethnics & A Wasp Ltd
Business name
Signs
Stop! Look! Lessen!
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Signs
At a weight-reduction business
DEAD END
Sign
Signs
On road at a cemetery
You are going to have some new clothes.
Fortune cookie
Signs
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