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Subject:
Signs
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Thermostadt
Store name
Signs
Binge and Purr Cat Food
Store name
Signs
We Are Sold Out of 5XL Male T-Shirts! – Sorry!
Sign
Signs
At a NASCAR event
Report: Armstrong Used Rugs
Sign
Signs
Drugs
Lance Armstrong
On a local CBS TV report
We thank him to discover their head before of entering to this enclosure
Translation
Signs
Translations
In Mexico
Please… Do Not Bring Non-Gender Children Into Bathrooms
Sign
Signs
Best Place To Take a Leak
Sign
Signs
On a radiator repair garage
B&B LIQUORS – Party Store/Beer & Wine • The Liver is Evil – It Must Be Punished
Sign
Signs
Having Sex Burns Around 4 Calories per Minute, roughly the Same as Mowing the Lawn.
Sign
Signs
(written below – “Clearly You’re Doing It Wrong”)
Big bang theory… you’ve got to be kidding. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
May contain foam.
Label
Signs
On Stridex Foaming Face Wash
Lots for little.
Sign
Signs
In a realtor's office
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
Label
Signs
On a mattress
No Persons With Diarrhea Permitted in Fountain
Sign
Signs
Says it all
CAUTION – Tomatoes →
Sign
Signs
On a telephone pole
Jesus Died For “My Space” in Heaven
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Members and Non Members Only
Sign
Signs
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
Label
Signs
On Boot's children's cough medicine
KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN
Highway sign
Signs
Highway sign
Miame Heat
Sign
Signs
On a counterfeit wheel cover
Not for human consumption.
Label
Signs
Black rubber fishing worm
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