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Signs
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RIGHT HAIR, RIGHT NOW
Sign
Signs
Name of a hair salon
Kids With Gas Eat Free!
Sign
Signs
At a restaurant/gas station
We Bye Used Cars
Business name
Signs
BRITISH HAIRWAYS
Sign
Signs
Name of an English hair salon
Better to Press Shirt than Press Luck.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Insert one rectally by mouth every day as needed.
Sign
Signs
On a prescription label
He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Damn! I love Indonesia
Signs
Signs
A store in Indonesia
Bead It
Store name
Signs
HOMOPHOBIA IS SO GAY
Protest sign
Signs
My Family's Nuts
Business name
Signs
Nut shops
STOP! Drive Sideways.
Translation
Signs
Translations
A detour sign in Japan
Used Toilet Rolls In Good Condition
Sign
Signs
In Ontario Canada
Get a Little John – The Traveling Urinal – Holds 2–1/2 Bottles of Beer
Sign
Signs
How do you spell ingnorant? [sic] R-O-C-K-E-R
Sign
Signs
Held by a Mets fan referring to Atlanta Brave pitcher John Rocker
Staff & Visitors Only
Sign
Signs
At a hospital
International Yacht Varnish – Not suitable for marine use
Label
Signs
Speed Limit 15¾
Road sign
Signs
Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we diet!
Sign
Signs
At a weight-reduction business
THE NORTONS – No Relatives Allowed
Sign
Signs
At a home
Talkabout 2-Way Radio – Must buy 2 to be effective.
Label
Signs
On a Walkie Talkie
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