Subject: Signs (Page 51)

Kitty Found – Found near Crofton Parkway… Pleasant indoor kitty who answers to the name 'Mustache.' If this is your kitty or you know the owner, please call 443-…..

We are Handicapped-Friendly. For example, if you are blind, we will read the menu for you.

Alien Accessories

Win a free ride in a police car just by shoplifting in this store

I LIke Tea, and You’re Kind of Ruining It

The Chocolate Log

No lambs were killed in the making of these gloves

It’s a sad day when our politicians are comical and I have to take our comedians seriously!

If You Soil this Vehicle a Charge Will Be Made

DANGER! – Water Contains High Levels of Hydrogen – Keep Out

HARVEY PARK CHRISTIAN CHURCH – Disciples of Chris

We Shoot Every 3rd Salesman; the 2nd One Just Left

Use Your Inside Voice

No Smorking in Building

Do Not Lie or Otherwise Be In a Horizontal Position on a Park Bench • Do Not Sleep or Remain in any Bushes Shrubs or Foliage

Drive Carefully – We'll Wait

Archery Tournament – Ears Pierced

If You Hit This Sign, You Will Hit That Bridge

Watch Your Head

Edifice Wrecks