Subject: Signs (Page 53)

May We Have the Next Dents?

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Wok-N-Roll

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This biscuit tastes good.

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Now Available In Multi-Packs

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Live Artificial Trees

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Parking For Drive-Thru Service Only

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Get Stuffed

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The world may be your oyster, but it doesn’t mean you’ll get its pearl. 

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These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

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Mattie’s Restaurant and Yogurt Palace, “An alternative to Good Eating”

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Do not use while sleeping.

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Do Not Turn Upside Down

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Zapata’s Mexican Cantina does not sponsor prostitutes at our establishment. If you are a prostitute please refrain from entering our garden or restaurant. If you are unsure whether or not you are a prostitute, please ask one of our friendly security guards to sort it out for you. Thanks.

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Please Do Not Wash Your Feet in the Urinals and Sinks

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Never smell the inside of a hat.

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Hard Wok Cafe

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38 Years On the Same Spot

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Please Use the Revolving Door – Because it cost us a lot of money

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OUTHOUSE
Caution, Poison Ivy

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Allow to cool before applying to groin area.

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