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Subject:
Signs
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Guys, No Shirt, No Service – Girls, No Shirt, No Charge
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Signs
Laundry Room – Get the Real Dirt Here
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Signs
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Bumper sticker
Signs
No Soliciting and Whoring Prostitutes
Signs
Signs
In a hotel in China
STARK RAVING REASONABLE
Protest sign
Signs
Warning – Please look under your vehicle for penguins
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Signs
At a park in South Africa
24 HR DENTIST • EVERYTHING $1.98
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Signs
WARNING –Fence Treated With Lubricant
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Signs
On a fence
Do not pour liquids into your television set.
Caution label
Signs
Television manual
The Dirty Hoe – Garden Shed
Business name
Signs
Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help.
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Signs
On a poster on a telephone pole in Oregon
Caution – Be Careful Seating • Management is Not Responsible for Failure to Seat Yourself Properly
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Signs
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Miame Heat
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Signs
On a counterfeit wheel cover
Christmas: Easier To Spell Than Hannukah
Church sign
Signs
Your Number 2 Is Our Number 1!
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Signs
On a septic service truck
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Members and Non Members Only
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Signs
Welcome – Inuman Elementary School
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Signs
Name of a school in the Philippines
Lawn Order
Business name
Signs
Lawn and garden store (opened by a retired police officer)
Urine Goes Here
Sign
Signs
On wall with an arrow pointing toward the urinal
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