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Subject:
Signs
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Damn! I love Indonesia
Signs
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A store in Indonesia
Pickens Nose Trail
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Signs
Betcha Can’t Hit Me With a Quarter!
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Signs
Man sitting at side of road
Hand Job Nails & Spa
Business name
Signs
The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.
Instructions
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Instructions for an espresso kettle
Self Esteem is feeling good about yourself – regardless of the facts.
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Signs
At a fitness center
Please Pardon Our Tulip Show – The Deer Have Eaten the Display
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Signs
By a half-eaten tulip display
This biscuit tastes good.
Fortune cookie
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HELP WANTED – Must Not Be Dead
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BRAZIER FOODS • CHEESECAKE LIZZARDS ARE HERE
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Signs
THIS IS NOT A BIN
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Signs
On a bin
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Learn from your parents' mistakes – use birth control.
Bumper sticker
Signs
With Xhilaration® There are No Rules. Whether you choose to go crazy or dress to thrill. Make a statement. Make a scene. Wear what you want and it won’t be wrong.
Label
Signs
Tag on clothing for 18-month-old girls
Honk If You Love Jesus, Text While Driving If You Want to Meet Him
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Signs
Outside a church
Caution – Cross Only When Cars Stop
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Signs
Dog Walk
No Pets Allowed
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Signs
Two adjoining signs at a rest stop in Georgia
Wash Upon A Star
Store name
Signs
If a ball comes to rest in dangerous proximity to a crocodile, another ball may be dropped.
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Signs
At a golf club in Uganda
Crocoiles
Please! No walking allowed without membership card.
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Signs
At a mall
B M U P
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Signs
Painted on road ahead of a speed bump
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