Subject: Signs (Page 77)

Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. [In pencil beneath] Socks can eat anyplace they want.

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

OFF LIMITS to Crack Heads and Thieves

Sunday’s Message: Jesus Said, Bring Me That Ass

Bullshifters

Adam Blamed Eve, Eve Blamed the Snake, and the Snake Didn’t Have a Leg to Stand On

BRIDAL REGISTRY – Knife Sharpening Service $2.99

Hitchhikers May Be Escaping Inmates

Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet.

HARVEY PARK CHRISTIAN CHURCH – Disciples of Chris

We serve dead shrimp on warm vegetables with a smile

For your convenience and safety, the restrooms are located through the lingerie department.

Salad Dressing $1.89 – Save 93.11 – 295.00 per oz.

Do not eat if seal is missing.

Remove Cap Before Drinking

Not to be Used for the Other Use

A Deli Named Desire

Please note – Fertilizing in progress – Do not lick your balls

All men are idiots, and I married their King.

SMITH and MOORE • CABINETMAKERS and UNDERTAKERS