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Subject:
Signs
(Page 77)
Buy and Large
Store name
Signs
Plumbing Supplies
In case of an emergency in this building, please call 301-241-…., Ext. 1050 and leave message.
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Signs
WARNING – Jumping into Toxic Waste Does Not Give You Super Powers – May Cause Adverse Health Effects
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Signs
Due to Increasing Problems With Letter Louts and Vandals We Must Ask Anyone With Relatives Buried in the Graveyard to Do Their Best to Keep Them in Order
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Signs
Notice sent to residents of a Whiltshire England
Going beyond this point may result in death and/or loss of skiing privileges.
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Signs
At an Oregon ski lift
Warning keep out of children
Label
Signs
On a Korean kitchen knife
Saturday: 12 noon to 12pm.
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Signs
At a University Center
Turn Your Head and Coif
Store name
Signs
A hair salon
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
Label
Signs
On a chainsaw
Where a Flush Beats a Full House
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Signs
On a septic tank truck
H.W. Brown Gun Show – Martin Luther King Festival
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Signs
On the marquis for the Crystal Coast Civic Center Morehead City NC
Do Not Use While Pregnant or Nursing
Label
Signs
Warning on a box of Rogaine For Men
Bong Recreation Area
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Signs
I 94
Kenosha County Wisconsin
Sensational Diet Water – Assorted Flavors – Buy One Get One FREE
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Signs
Do not lean on gate for it occurs you Trouble.
Translation
Signs
Translations
In Japan
Welcome to Accident
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Signs
A town in Maryland
Always drive on roads. Not on people.
Label
Signs
Small print from a car commercial which shows a vehicle "body-surfing" at a concert
Big Wong
Restaurant name
Signs
A Chinese restaurant in New York
PUSH – If It Doesn't Open, PULL – If It Still Doesn't Open, We Are Closed
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Signs
On a retail store door in Stevens Point WI
Tokyo Roe’s Sushi Palace
Store name
Signs
Psychic Fair Cancelled Due to Unforeseen Circumstances
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Signs
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