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Subject:
Signs
(Page 77)
Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. [In pencil beneath] Socks can eat anyplace they want.
Sign
Signs
In a cafeteria
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Bumper sticker
Signs
OFF LIMITS to Crack Heads and Thieves
Sign
Signs
At a park
Sunday’s Message: Jesus Said, Bring Me That Ass
Sign
Signs
At a church
Bullshifters
Store name
Signs
A bicycling club
Adam Blamed Eve, Eve Blamed the Snake, and the Snake Didn’t Have a Leg to Stand On
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
BRIDAL REGISTRY – Knife Sharpening Service $2.99
Sign
Signs
Two signs in a store window
Hitchhikers May Be Escaping Inmates
Sign
Signs
Along a road near a prison
Push button. Foam coming plenty. Big Noise. Finish.
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign in a laundry
Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet.
Label
Signs
In the information booklet
HARVEY PARK CHRISTIAN CHURCH – Disciples of Chris
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Signs
We serve dead shrimp on warm vegetables with a smile
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Signs
On menu of a Chinese restaurant
For your convenience and safety, the restrooms are located through the lingerie department.
Sign
Signs
At a San Diego California department store
Salad Dressing $1.89 – Save 93.11 – 295.00 per oz.
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Signs
Do not eat if seal is missing.
Label
Signs
On seal
Remove Cap Before Drinking
Label
Signs
On Phillips beer bottle cap
Not to be Used for the Other Use
Label
Signs
Translations
On a Japanese food processor
A Deli Named Desire
Business name
Signs
A delicatessen in New York
Please note – Fertilizing in progress – Do not lick your balls
Sign
Signs
On a golf course
All men are idiots, and I married their King.
Bumper sticker
Signs
SMITH and MOORE • CABINETMAKERS and UNDERTAKERS
Sign
Signs
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