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Subject:
Signs
(Page 78)
Motel: Highly Recommended… By Owner
Sign
Signs
If you break this cookie you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Do Not Pee on Plastic Bag
Sign
Signs
Above an out-of-order toilet covered with a plastic bag
24 HR DENTIST • EVERYTHING $1.98
Sign
Signs
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
Label
Signs
On Boot's children's cough medicine
English Tootering
Sign
Signs
In front of a small language school in Vancouver British Columbia
Please Respect Our Massage Technicians. This Is Not A “Happing Ending” Establishment
Sign
Signs
At a massage parlor
The best piece of chicken you'll ever get without being a rooster.
Sign
Signs
At a restaurant in Oklahoma
Please Do Not Throw Anything or Anybody Into the Fish Pond
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Signs
Hand Job Nails & Spa
Business name
Signs
Buy the Pound
Store name
Signs
Anchorage AK
Keep Using My Name in Bain – I’ll Make Rush Hour Longer – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Wise guise
Sign
Signs
On shelves of camouflage apparel
All fiends and relatives.
Sign
Signs
On a funeral card
referring to honorary pallbearers
Instructional video on hooking up VCR included.
Label
Signs
On a VCR box
Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants.
Instructions
Signs
On a bag of cat biscuits
Stagger's
Business name
Signs
A lounge in Huntsville Alabama
Bottomless Pit – 65 Feet Deep
Sign
Signs
Not for children. Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive.
Label
Signs
On toy alphabet blocks
On no account improvise as a fish aquarium.
Sign
Signs
Label on a blender
Quit 5t3aling 0 R Lett3r$
Sign
Signs
Outside a gas station
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