Subject: Signs (Page 85)

Climax – High Point

Every Dog Has Its Daycare, Inc.

Wash your hands – Without flu pain.

Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.

European Bread of the Week – FRESH BAKED BASTARDS…ea. $1.38 – Fresh Baked Goodness

Do Not Empty Your Dog – Children Play Here

Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less.

No Pets Allowed • All Pets Must Be on Leash

Welcome – Inuman Elementary School

Because of your melodic nature, the moonlight never misses an appointment.

This Is Eat

After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.

For patient safety, patients are not allowed to buy food from the cafeteria.

Having Sex Burns Around 4 Calories per Minute, roughly the Same as Mowing the Lawn.

Sterilized Foreign Domestic Garbage

Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.

Warning: This product can burn eyes.

Credit & Debit Card Machine is not working – Apologize

PLEASE Clean Up After Your Dog – Children Playing

Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet.