Subject: Signs (Page 85)

The Most Powerful Position Is On Your Knees

Erectile Dysfunction – New Fast-Acting Oral Therapy – Specializing in Sexual Health & Medicine 813-….

Impeah [sic] Obama

Manning Motel – Weekly Rapes Available

No stopping or standing.

Caution: Objects in the mirror may have flunked drivers education.

Money In the Tank – M&M Portolets

Do not take if allergic to zantac.

This is not a toy. Stickers require adult supervision.

Don’t Steal From Medicare to Support Socialized Medicine

DEAD END • NO U TURN

Whore – Amazing Happen NBA

Maybe you live on moon in next century

Cash 22

We do Not Accept Vertical I.D.’s – No Colors On T-Shirts, Vests, and Jackets

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Urinals Are Secured Until Further Notice

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One prick can ruin your life.