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Subject:
Signs
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The Most Powerful Position Is On Your Knees
Church sign
Signs
Erectile Dysfunction – New Fast-Acting Oral Therapy – Specializing in Sexual Health & Medicine 813-….
Sign
Signs
Impeah [sic] Obama
Protest sign
Signs
Manning Motel – Weekly Rapes Available
Sign
Signs
No stopping or standing.
Sign
Signs
At a bus stop
Caution: Objects in the mirror may have flunked drivers education.
Sign
Signs
On a highway billboard
Money In the Tank – M&M Portolets
Sign
Signs
Do not take if allergic to zantac.
Label
Signs
On Zantac 75
This is not a toy. Stickers require adult supervision.
Label
Signs
Stickers to put on the seat of a potty training toilet
Don’t Steal From Medicare to Support Socialized Medicine
Protest sign
Signs
DEAD END • NO U TURN
Sign
Signs
Adjoining road signs
Whore – Amazing Happen NBA
Translation
Signs
Sports
Translations
On a basketball video game in Japan
Maybe you live on moon in next century
Fortune cookie
Signs
Cash 22
Business name
Signs
Pawnbrokers in England
We do Not Accept Vertical I.D.’s – No Colors On T-Shirts, Vests, and Jackets
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Signs
On the door of a restaurant
Go modern! Go gas! Go BOOM!
Sign
Signs
At an electrical appliance store in Spokane WA
NOW HIRING / TWO FRENCH DIPS / FOR TWO DOLLARS.
Sign
Signs
At an Arby's in North Bend WA
Be Right Back
Business name
Signs
Urinals Are Secured Until Further Notice
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Signs
On a men’s room door
Satisfaction Guaranteed or 110% of Your Product Back!
Sign
Signs
On a septic truck
One prick can ruin your life.
Sign
Signs
A hospital sign warning of needle sticks
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