Subject: Signs (Page 86)

A stranger will soon relieve himself.

Don’t Steal From Medicare to Support Socialized Medicine

Last Chance to Get Gas Before Christmas

Caution – Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object

B&B LIQUORS – Party Store/Beer & Wine • The Liver is Evil – It Must Be Punished

No Trespassing Without Permission

Half price – Wooden toilet seats – Ass. colours

Katie's Crotch Rd.

In memory of Leonard Ball, who hated fat people.

Please Pardon Our Tulip Show – The Deer Have Eaten the Display

In Case of Emergency, Brake this Wall to Escape.

We make mouse calls.

Buy Her a Diamond – Get a Free Hunting Rifle

Do Not Drive a Car or Operate Machinery After Taking this Medicine

We dispense with accuracy.

A Flush Beats A Full House!

Dinner Choices – 1. Take it 2. Leave it

Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. – God

Mr. Brain’s 2 Pork Faggots

We Exchange Anything! Why Not Bring Your Wife Along and Get a Wonderful Bargain!

Suitable for outdoor use.