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Subject:
Signs
(Page 86)
A stranger will soon relieve himself.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Don’t Steal From Medicare to Support Socialized Medicine
Protest sign
Signs
Last Chance to Get Gas Before Christmas
Business name
Signs
Along a road
Referring to Christmas Michigan
Caution – Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object
Label
Signs
On a a hammer
B&B LIQUORS – Party Store/Beer & Wine • The Liver is Evil – It Must Be Punished
Sign
Signs
No Trespassing Without Permission
Sign
Signs
On the grounds of public school
Half price – Wooden toilet seats – Ass. colours
Sign
Signs
Katie's Crotch Rd.
Street Sign
Signs
New Portland Maine
In memory of Leonard Ball, who hated fat people.
Sign
Signs
On park bench with numerous arm rests restricting seating width.
Please Pardon Our Tulip Show – The Deer Have Eaten the Display
Sign
Signs
By a half-eaten tulip display
In Case of Emergency, Brake this Wall to Escape.
Translation
Signs
Translations
Emergencies
We make mouse calls.
Sign
Signs
At an exterminator’s office
Buy Her a Diamond – Get a Free Hunting Rifle
Sign
Signs
On a billboard
Do Not Drive a Car or Operate Machinery After Taking this Medicine
Label
Signs
On package of children's cough medicine
We dispense with accuracy.
Sign
Signs
In a New York drugstore
A Flush Beats A Full House!
Sign
Signs
On a septic truck
Dinner Choices – 1. Take it 2. Leave it
Signs
Signs
At a restaurant in the Philippines
Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Mr. Brain’s 2 Pork Faggots
Sign
Signs
Translations
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Food packaging
We Exchange Anything! Why Not Bring Your Wife Along and Get a Wonderful Bargain!
Sign
Signs
Outside a secondhand shop
Suitable for outdoor use.
Label
Signs
On a rain gauge
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