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Subject:
Signs
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Mom’s Back Door is Always Open
Sign
Signs
I need someone really bad… Are you really bad?
Bumper sticker
Signs
The Best Way to Get Back on Your Feet – Miss a Car Payment
Sign
Signs
At a car dealership
Facts Are Like Opinions, Except They’re True
Protest sign
Signs
Absolutely No Food or Beverages Allowed in Restaurant
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Signs
No Sex Please
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Signs
On a building wall
Ask About Our Layaway Plan
Sign
Signs
In a funeral parlor
Garden of Eat’en
Store name
Signs
Restaurant name in St. John’s Newfoundland
Five Santa Clauses – No Waiting
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Signs
In a toy department
Our Infamous Steaks
Sign
Signs
At a restaurant in Raleigh NC
Provincetown MA 3205 Miles
On the western end of US Route 6 in California
Signs
DANGER! To touch these wires will result in instant death. Anyone found doing so will be severely prosecuted.
Sign
Signs
On an electrical tower
Do not mistake temptation for opportunity.
Fortune cookie
Signs
A Pane In The Glass
Business name
Signs
Glass company
The Best Little Hair House Salon • CRUNCHY FEET? SPA PEDICURES BY GLENDA 437-….
Sign
Signs
Keep refrigerated … avoid the fridge.
Label
Signs
On a Mozzarella salad bagel
Great Cod Almighty
Business name
Signs
A fish and chip shop
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Bumper sticker
Signs
The Vigilante Law Firm
Business name
Signs
In PA & NJ
Fish & Salad – All you cant eat $90.00
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Signs
World Famous – Out House Fudge – It’s Yummy!
Sign
Signs
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