Subject: Sports » Auto racing

I got hit in the head pretty hard. My clock ran backwards for two years.

American auto racer
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You get more than one of them things and you call them Loti.

American auto racer
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Nigel Mansell is the last person in the race apart from the five in front of him.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
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Finishing second means you are the first driver to lose.

(1950 – 1982) Canadian racing driver
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And Michael Schumacher is actually in a very good position… he’s in last place.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
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And Michael Schumacher just stood on his seat and pulled out something special.

British auto racer
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Cale Yarborough would have to call a service station to get a tire changed, but he's as good as anyone who ever drove a race car.

American auto racer
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Frentzen is taking… er… reducing that gap between himself and Frentzen.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
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Tambay’s hopes, which were nil before, are absolutely zero now.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
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You can't see a digital clock because there isn't one.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
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Louise Goodman to British racing driver Johnny Herbert: Johnny, it's started to rain, how will that affect the track?

Herbert’s reply: Well, it makes it wet usually.

British racing driver
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I had to go off the circuit twice to avoid him. I don't know what Rene Arnoux is doing in Formula One racing. He should be on the beach.

Belgian auto racer
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The faster he goes, the quicker he’ll get to the pits; the slower he goes, the longer it will take.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
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All I had to do is keep turning left!

auto racer
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Calling upon my years of experience, I froze at the controls.

(1929 – ) English race car driver
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And here comes Mika Hakkinen, double world champion twice over.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
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What you’ve got to remember about Michael is that under that cold professional Germanic exterior beats a heart of stone.

British auto racer
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Senna’s car is absolutely unique, apart from the one following, which is identical.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Nobody remembers the guy who finished second but the guy who finished second.

American auto racer
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And now Jacques Laffitte is as close to Surer as Surer is to Laffitte.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
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In my sport the quick are too often listed among the dead.

Scottish auto racer
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