Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 2)

Well, I see in the game in Minnesota that Terry Felton has relieved himself on the mound in the second inning.

sportscaster & former professional baseball player

At all those banquets, stars get up and give credit to their coaches and parents; I give credit to no one; I made myself what I am today.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

He had the ability of taking a bad situation and making it immediately worse.

(1881 – 1965) American Major League Baseball executive

Sandy’s fastball was so fast, some batters would start to swing as he was on his way to the mound.

(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter

The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th century.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Baseball is like church…. many attend, few understand.

(1906 – 1991) American baseball player, coach & manager

Managing is getting paid for home runs someone else hits.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

Well, that kind of puts the damper on even a Yankees win.

professional baseball player & announcer

If it weren’t for baseball, many kids wouldn’t know what a millionaire looked like.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

I’ll never make the mistake of being 70 again.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

Davis fouls out to third in fair territory.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

When Sandy Koufax retired.

American baseball player

You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

(Willie) McCovey swings and misses, and it’s fouled back.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a good play.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

You're wrong! I touched second base. I missed third… but I touched second.

American baseball player

It was strange. The only English words I saw were Sony and Mitsubishi.

American baseball player

Is that the best game you ever pitched?

Blind people come to the park just to hear him pitch.

professional baseball player

You've got to swing that bat; only the mailman walks.

American baseball player

If you hit Polonia 100 fly balls, you could make a movie out of it — Catch 22.

baseball player