Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 2)

The Mets just had their first .500 or better April since July of 1992.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game and if that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what is left.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Why, they shot the wrong McKinley!

professional baseball player

It ain't nuthin' until I call it.

American baseball umpire

He is the best left fielder the Cardinals have, the best center fielder they have, the best first baseman they have. He is, in short, the best ball club in St. Louis and one of the best in the world.

(1905–1982) American sportswriter

There are three things the average man thinks he can do better than everybody else: build a fire, run a motel and manage a baseball team.

(1927 – ) professional baseball player & coach

Every season has its peaks and valleys. What you have to try to do is eliminate the Grand Canyon.

baseball player

Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

You've got to swing that bat; only the mailman walks.

American baseball player

That home run ties it up, 1-0.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

When Charlie Finley had his heart operation it took eight hours…. seven just to find his heart.

professional baseball pitcher

The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until it stops rolling and then pick it up.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

Detroit fans don't know anything about baseball. They couldn't tell the difference between baseball players and Japanese aviators.

American baseball player, manager & scout

You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys.

American baseball player

Trying to throw a fastball by Hank Aaron is like trying to sneak the sun by a rooster.

(1929 – ) American baseball player

The most overrated underrated player in baseball.

American writer

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Most ball games are lost, not won.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

Any umpire who claims he has never missed a play is… well, an umpire.

(1937 – 1995) American Major League Baseball umpire

Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer