Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 20)

Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax.

(1932 – 1997) newspaper columnist

Turner pulls into second with a sun-blown double.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Not intentionally, but I sweat easily.

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ‘em.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

Kid, don't be messing around with my money.

(1922 – 2007) American baseball player & manager

I never thought you could win a Pulitzer just for quoting Tommy Lasorda correctly.

(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter

It was strange. The only English words I saw were Sony and Mitsubishi.

American baseball player

Owner of the A's, Charlie Finley: I noticed when you went out to the mound, you had grass stains on the seat of your pants. That's not a good example to set for your players.

Bauer calmly replied: Those weren't grass stains, Charlie… that was mistletoe.

(1922 – 2007) American baseball player & manager

Trying to hit him is like trying to eat Jell-O® with chopsticks.

baseball player

There is one word in baseball that says it all, and that word is, ‘You never know.’

professional baseball player

Say Satch, tell me, was Abraham Lincoln a crouch hitter?

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game.

American baseball player

We had a very scientific system of bringing in relief pitchers. We used the first one who answered the phone.

American baseball pitcher & pitching coach

It ain't nuthin' until I call it.

American baseball umpire

I hit a grand slam off Ron Herbel and when his manager Herman Franks came out to get him, he was bringing Herbel’s suitcase.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

They say anything can happen in a short series. I just didn't expect it to be that short.

American baseball player & manager

The team has come along slow but fast.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

I found a delivery in my flaw.

(1953 – 1998) baseball player

The wind always seems to blow against catchers when they are running.

(1926 – 2016) American baseball player, announcer & television host

From the way Denny’s shaking his head, he’s either got an injured shoulder or a gnat in his eye.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer